Posted on 03/07/2019 10:52:40 AM PST by gattaca
WASHINGTON, D.C.—As the nation’s tax refund checks begin making their way back to Americans, sources at the Internal Revenue Service confirmed Wednesday that IRS agents are still waiting for liberals who complain about any kind of tax cut to voluntarily mail their checks back to the federal government.
After gauging progressives’ disdain for paying lower taxes under the new GOP plan, the federal agency had assumed any refunds of over-payments to the federal government would be sent back to them at once by the country’s left-leaning taxpayers.
“Any second now,” one office assistant said as she checked the mail yet again to see if liberals’ checks had been returned yet. “We’ve been waiting and waiting for progressives to send their tax refunds back, since they complained so loudly about paying less taxes. But we haven’t seen any yet.”
“Surely they’ll show up soon,” she added.
At publishing time, the IRS had concluded that liberals were simply waiting for their even larger refund checks to come back next year, and donate it all back to the federal government in one large lump sum.
Satire, or semi-satire
Of course Libs can’t mail their checks back, it was done by direct deposit. The Libs don’t know how to write checks, they are college educated.
+1000
Funny though... lol
Thanks. :)
LOL!!!
I’m still waitin for their oft promised exodus to Canada, or better yet become isis brides and totally renounce their citizenship.
On Squawk Box this morning there was a Disney Heiress on as a guest advocating for a higher tax on billionaires - like her and others.
The conservative host, Joe, asked her point blank - there’s nothing stopping you from writing a check to the treasury, why don’t you?
She said, that’s just a ridiculous thing to say. When he fired back “Why?” she said, because my $100M check will be a drop in the bucket when it comes to healthcare, infrastructure, education, etc...
She fumbled for an answer.
I am still waiting for all those liberals to leave the country that promised to when Trump won.
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