The Russian science keeping North Korea’s dead leaders looking fresh

NY Post ^ | 6 Mar 2019

[DUMBGRUNT]

The Soviet Union may have collapsed and socialism in both Vietnam and North Korea has taken on forms barely recognizable to the ideology’s first thinkers, but that same lab still performs annual maintenance on Ho and according to at least one researcher, still helps North Korea keep the Kims looking fresh.

“In North Korea the two Kims’ bodies stand for a self-sufficient country organized around one leader and existing in the face of the ‘imperialist surroundings.’”

[DUMBGRUNT]

Team RGB calling the “Lenin Lab”. Team RGB calling the “Lenin Lab”...

Come in, please?

[CharlesOConnell]

So, we can expect this for social Orwellian leaders like Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates?

[pepsi_junkie]

They’re using the same techniques to keep Ruth Bader Ginsberg looking so lifelike, not that anyone ever sees her anymore.

[IronJack]

There’s not much left of the original Nancy Pelosi either.But the mummy does appear somewhat lifelike.

[DUMBGRUNT]

Just for the exterior.
They will be full AI-guided automatons.

[kaehurowing]

So, we can expect this for social Orwellian leaders like Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates?

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They are going to be cloned.

[BitWielder1]

I've seen dead people who looked better than they did while alive. So it's doable.
If the corpse deteriorates too much, you can always call Madame Tussauds for a wax replica.

[Magnum44]

They have had a lot of practice with Lenin’s body. Bet it takes a lot of perfume to keep it “fresh”.

[DoodleDawg]

Wasn’t Mao pickled too?

[DUMBGRUNT]

Bet it takes a lot of perfume to keep it “fresh”.

Freeze dried and a partial vacuum.
No air fresheners needed.

[DannyTN]

The Russian science keeping North Korea’s DNC dead leaders (Hillary) looking fresh.

Fixed it.

[DUMBGRUNT]

DNC dead leaders (Hillary) looking fresh.

A massive task.
Is it actually possible?

[Charles Martel]

They have had a lot of practice with Lenin’s body. Bet it takes a lot of perfume to keep it “fresh”.

I doubt it there's anything there left to rot. It's as fake as those "caveman in a block of ice" sideshow attractions from decades past.

[dfwgator]

“Queer Eye For The Dead Guy”

[hsmomx3]

I think her husband needs some fixing up. He looks like a walking corpse!

[Calvin Locke]

...had a lot of practice with Lenin’s body....

Shortly after the USSR fell, there was an article at the time on how this "bureau" was going to offer its services to paying customers.

[RedMonqey]

"The Russian science keeping North Korea’s dead leaders looking fresh”

Wax dummies

[bgill]

It’s hit and miss on Hellary. Perky one day and barking like a dog. The next a zombie or having to be toss in a van.

[DannyTN]