Posted on 03/03/2019 8:53:13 AM PST by gattaca
LOS FELIZ, CA—Local woman Sarah Harper declared Friday that her healthcare is none of your business or the government's business, though she wants the government to take more of your money to pay for it.
Harper posted a series of tweets Friday proclaiming how “men don’t have a say” when it comes to women's healthcare, and also that you should just “shut up and pay for it.”
Harper made sure to let everyone know that her healthcare should be free and blocked anyone that disagreed with her. She was very clear that her healthcare is absolutely none of the government's business, though she did demand that the government take other people's money to pay for it.
“Why does it matter how many times I’ve had a Planned Parenthood appointment this year?” the woman said. “It’s not your business where I go for birth control or of my lifestyle choice---you just need to support it, no questions asked.” She also stated that the term "healthcare" can be broadly defined as anything from basic checkups to killing her own baby.
"Hands off my uterus!" she declared, while metaphorically reaching her hands out for your wallet.
Harper is also reportedly in favor of doxxing people who come out against having the government control and pay for her healthcare. “People who prevent women from exercising their basic healthcare rights should have their private lives exposed so everyone can know of their bigotry,” shed added. “Their basic privacy needs to become everyone’s business.”
"Look, you have no right to know about my healthcare. Just hand over the money and no one gets hurt," she said.
At publishing time, Harper still had failed to realize that a government that pays for her healthcare has total control over her healthcare.
Not at all far from reality and the mindset of these entitled fools.
Satire, but very hard to tell these days.
Even harder when you actually know a Sarah Harper IRL....
This may be satire, but only the names are changed to protect the guilty. This is exactly what many are saying today.
There is absolutely no reason that this couldn’t be a separate line on the 1040, just like donating to the presidential election campaign fund checkoff as it appears on US income tax return forms as the question “Do you want $3 of your federal tax to go to the Presidential Election Campaign Fund?”
Do you want $3 of your federal tax to go to the Federal Abortion Fund?
This is the only source of federal funds for abortion. No one who believes abortion is murder should be forced to pay for abortion. Anyone who thinks it’s a right to choose is free to choose to earmark their own money to fund it.
If you want me to pay for your health care, then I insist on you going to the gym every day.
Really?
(Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s the BB)
Killing your baby is not healthcare.
No, it really isn’t.
That pretty much sums it up.
The Babylon Bee is rapidly becoming required reading. You actually learn something reading them.
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