Posted on 02/28/2019 10:01:41 AM PST by Gamecock
Edited on 02/28/2019 10:07:25 AM PST by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
MARYVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - A Tennessee man was jailed on felony charges after appearing to dip his testicles into a container of salsa that a customer had ordered online.
The delivery driver allegedly recorded it and posted a video online, saying "This is what you get when you give an 89 cents tip for an almost 30-minute drive."
(Excerpt) Read more at wkrn.com ...
Not to be over the top, but if I knew someone put their junk in my food, he would get his junk crushed. I am glad that I have learned to step back and think before acting on things.
Gee whiz, who dipped their testicles into your cereal this morning ?
=ducking=
In this case, the salsa was a condom-ment.
Just the tip? No, but he went balls deep...
These chips taste rather nutty...
I’m not sure it was exactly a dip, but, rather, kind of a drag.
Sometimes you feel like a nut.....sometimes you don’t.....
“The company issued a refund for the tainted food”
The abused patrons should get free
food for life. But now there’s the
trust issue. One of the reasons I don’t
eat out often.
I hope the guac was unmolested.
I’d say the over/under number for posted replies on this story is about 150...
You’re the best. Made me laugh.
Oh dear Lord that was funny.
It takes a lot of balls for a guy named Gamecock to post a story like this!
I am secure in my screen name!
Att’s-A Spicy meatball!
Better to wash out some mouths with soap. High school giggles in the locker room from pimple faced youths with not much else to do. There are already enough sites for tabloid crap and FR does not need to become another home for such trash. Reputation does matter.
“Hot, isn’t it?”
“Yeah, and deep too!!”
The bridge joke!
It is likely that he lives in their house...they’ve been in the freezer for years.
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