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Michael Cohen, Worthless Lying Scum
Live statement by Michael Cohen during Congressional hearing | 2/27/19 | Me, Myself, & I

Posted on 02/27/2019 7:52:58 AM PST by EinNYC

Michael Cohen, testifying before the Congressional committee, has just laid on a thick swathe of LIES about Donald Trump, trying to save his own derriere. It was totally disgusting, a trained seal honking and clapping his flippers together to get that herring. Anyone listening to this noisome recital probably has a strong urge to jump headfirst into the nearest shower, feeling besmirched by the sheer tonnage of schmears, innuendos, and untruths. Poor Mr. Cohen simply wants to unburden himself of the heinous things Mr. Trump forced him to do, don't you see. Point by point, our trained seal went through beloved dummocrap talking points, aiming to please. Anything to ameliorate his own position as a rat caught in his own lies. Really, it was just horrible.

Another aspect of the testimony I could have lived without was the dullard Elijah Cummings slowly and tediously calling for votes. His bovine manner gave rise to an image of a large and ponderous creature with rheumy eyes, slowly reading from a Congress for Dummies guidebook.


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KEYWORDS: cohen; cohentestimony; datruth; housejudiciary; michaelcohen; potus; trumplawyer
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To: EinNYC

I had a headlong desire to reach through the tv screen and choke the life out of him.


21 posted on 02/27/2019 8:02:15 AM PST by jmacusa ("The more numerous the laws the more corrupt the government''.)
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To: milagro

Nice how the Rat Judge let this weasel delay starting his prison term so he could go on his media tour to trash the President.


22 posted on 02/27/2019 8:02:53 AM PST by gibsonguy
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To: Robert DeLong

Cohen says President Trump a racist and a con man.

I think they’re running out of things to call Trump ,LOL


23 posted on 02/27/2019 8:02:55 AM PST by butlerweave
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To: EinNYC

Cohen is such a phoney. He believes himself to be a patriot with a place in history. His pathetic cadence in his speech reading comes off as though he hears a hero’s anthem in the background. Pathetic loser.


24 posted on 02/27/2019 8:03:07 AM PST by LittleBillyInfidel (This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
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To: EinNYC

It’s hysterical, I’m laughing so hard my side hurt. This testimony is so funny. A $35,000 payment is proof of reimbursement of $130,000. They are twisting like a pretzel to try to make something out of nothing.


25 posted on 02/27/2019 8:03:46 AM PST by McGavin999 (Border security without a wall is like having a Ring doorbell without a door)
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To: butlerweave

No, that’s been the message all along, by both Democrats & RINOS. Sadly, people will buy into without much thought whatsoever.


26 posted on 02/27/2019 8:04:21 AM PST by Robert DeLong
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To: EinNYC

Mr Cohen, Thou shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.


27 posted on 02/27/2019 8:04:52 AM PST by Karoo
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To: EinNYC

My theory is that Cohen is angry because Trump hasn’t offered him a pardon, so he keeps lying about Trump to get even.


28 posted on 02/27/2019 8:05:04 AM PST by ScottfromNJ
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To: EinNYC

All prosecutorial authority is vested in the Executive branch.

Cohen can tell stories until the cows come home...and then? Nothing?

Oh, the House can refer an investigation to the DOJ but they don’t have to follow through.


29 posted on 02/27/2019 8:05:12 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: EinNYC

Perfect title.


30 posted on 02/27/2019 8:06:09 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: EinNYC

...and to think the disgraced, clintoon-loving liar, lanny davis, is his attorney. I call “fake news” on what this degenerate seditionist is spewing.


31 posted on 02/27/2019 8:06:21 AM PST by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: Bell Bouy II
Released last night:

Cohen Testimony

Posted here:

READ: Cohen testimony alleges Trump knew Stone talked with WikiLeaks about DNC emails

32 posted on 02/27/2019 8:06:26 AM PST by yesthatjallen
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To: EinNYC

Clearing away all this noise, one thing is perfectly clear; Democrats can not live with a Republican President. They refuse to cooperate and will do anything, even destroy the Republic, to regain power. Every single conservative in America needs to punish them severely for depriving the people of their duly elective President’s ability to deliver on the promises he made to the people without constant destructive intervention.


33 posted on 02/27/2019 8:07:38 AM PST by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

This is all about getting sound bites, nothing more, nothing less.


34 posted on 02/27/2019 8:07:55 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: EinNYC

Do the Repubs have anyone on this committee that can and will cause disruptions and be a general ass like Cummings did when they were in charge of the committee?


35 posted on 02/27/2019 8:08:47 AM PST by jeffc (The U.S. media are our enemy)
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To: EinNYC

What did he say?


36 posted on 02/27/2019 8:08:54 AM PST by cuban leaf
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To: EinNYC

Will the Dems try Impeach Trump while he’s out of the US ?


37 posted on 02/27/2019 8:09:08 AM PST by butlerweave
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To: EinNYC

Cohen could end up being Herschel Grynszpan.


38 posted on 02/27/2019 8:09:44 AM PST by jjotto (Next week, BOOM!, for sure!)
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To: ScottfromNJ

He swears up and down that he wouldn’t accept a Trump pardon.


39 posted on 02/27/2019 8:16:26 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: nikos1121
“Questions have been raised about whether I knew of direct evidence that Mr. Trump or his campaign colluded with Russia. I DO NOT, AND I WANT TO BE CLEAR. BUT, I HAVE MY SUSPICIOINS.”

I've been thinking for the past year or so that Cohen may have not actually flipped on Trump. I don't think I've heard one thing Cohen has said that legally implicates Trump. Bad optics? Yes. Illegal? I haven't seen it.

40 posted on 02/27/2019 8:16:47 AM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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