1/3 sugar water - the top layer
1/3 sour vinegar - the middle layer
1/3 arsenic - the bottom layer
It tastes sweet at first. But it will eventually kill you.
When she smiles, she looks like a refugee from the move, “From Dusk to Dawn”. . . .
The Farting Cow: Two parts Havana Club rum, a Starbucks latte, and a splash of Canada Dry. Let one rip!
Bitter Off Dead: Stolichnaya Vodka, A liberal shot of Kool-Aid, The Bitter End Mexican Mole bitters. You'll always vote democrat!
Bronx Red Ripple: Red Ripple Wine and Leninade Soda. "Get hammered and sickled"
Ping.
Regardless of the drink recipes provided, each patron with a wallet will have to pay for the drinks of the non-paying patrons around them. You know, out of ‘fundamental fairness’.
You forgot to include camel urine in the concoction, you know, for diversity and such. :)
The D4 Bar Mat Shot for $50, “the Detritus Drink for the Discerning Drinker”
Charge double for the gel version, with a $20 non-refundable security deposit on the cup.
1/3 sugar water - the top layer
1/3 sour vinegar - the middle layer
1/3 arsenic - the bottom layer
It tastes sweet at first. But it will eventually kill you.
One handle of Evan Williams whisky + 30 pack Bud Ice + eight 24 ounce cans of 4-Loco + any 5 liter box of wine of your choice.
It should last you Monday thru Friday.
Followed the next morning with hair of the dog and teeth of the banshee.
Moscow Mule Face: Vodka, Blatz beer(for gas), 2 ample lumps of brown sugar, instead of a ginger wedge, use a slice of Trinidad Scorpion Pepper. Hee Haw, Comrade!
WTF?
2 parts Woodbridge reserve bourbon 1 part goldschlager 1 tbs tart cherry juice
It's not really a cocktail or a "mocktail" - it's where you drive the Commie bastards into the sea and shoot them as they struggle on the beach.
*Then* you can go have a drink.
Hammer and Sicle vodka (what else) garnished with an eagle's foot harvested from a local wind farm.
The White Outfit Russian: The Dumb abides.