Ours is stainless steel, so we have to shine it every day..................
Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“No, but I know exactly where I am” Heisenberg replies.
The cop says “You were doing 55 in a 35.” Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts “Great! Now I’m lost!”
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”
“We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
Things behave strangely at fractions of a Kelvin. There's very little energy involved in atomic or molecular motion there.
“We would like to understand more deeply the processes related to energy transfer, which are ubiquitous in the natural world and in the technology that surround us. For example, are there any fundamental limits to how fast we can charge the battery of an electric car?”
Wrong way. The human brain works with little energy compared to computers. Forget silicon go carbon based.
Click It!
i can’t jump two steps at time anymore
The laws of thermodynamics indicate that absolute zero cannot be reached using only thermodynamic means, because the temperature of the substance being cooled approaches the temperature of the cooling agent asymptotically.....
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Ocasio Cortez tried to patiently explain all that to some professors when she was bartending. They couldn’t get most of it.
The part all agreed on: “So like where do you think we get our electrical power? It comes out of sockets. You plug in and it’s there. No need for power plants, nukes, coal, hydro turbines or any of that jazz. Dismantle them all. If you can’t figure out power comes from a wall socket then I can’t help you. Like, duh.”
“Manipulating these systems carelessly introduces significant errors in the final result.”
Sounds taylor made for feminist or common core math.
BTTT.
The Chinese have had so they claim quantum computers and are using them to communicate with some of their satellites ... those transmissions cannot be intercepted or decrypted, they say.
“We have a saying in Finland: ‘Herschkel Hai Scoobydo’ which means ‘Herring Again....can’t a guy get a pork chop once in awhile.’.
“You need to imagine climbing a ladder while holding a glass of water”
Some looooooong nights there in Finland.
“What are we doing tonight?”
“We’re all going to watch Steve climb a ladder while holding a glass of water.”
“Are there any tickets left?”
“Jumping two rungs at a time”
What!
That’s crazy talk!
Nobody can jump two rungs at a time!
Uncle Skrelak tried that once and he fell and a reindeer ate him!
I use to do math homework using quantum approach. The answers I got were indeterminate - at the same time both right and wrong until I looked in the back of the book for the correct answer.