Posted on 02/04/2019 2:40:10 PM PST by Red Badger
The BRAVE souls over at CBS decided to venture over to the scary part of America where people eat grits instead of avocado toast.
The cannot BELIEVE what they discovered.
Tomorrow
Did you know Waffle House has its own language? For instance “smothered” means with onions, and “covered” means topped with cheese
Luke Burbank checks out the house that rules grits, hash browns and, of course, waffles https://t.co/5hI1tw3eV9 pic.twitter.com/SZjY7LN1FO
— CBS Sunday Morning 🌞 (@CBSSunday) February 2, 2019
WOWOWOWOW. SHOCKING. THIS IS HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES. SO INTERESTING. SO RAW! SO
…So pretentious. I mean, is this news to anyone?
This sounds like an alien from outer space visited the @WaffleHouse . Bless your hearts.
— Katie Anderson 🌼 🐥 (@yellowdaisychik) February 3, 2019
YES. THIS.
@CBSSunday Actually taking a trip into America. Hope they’ll be ok.
— BurghFeeder (@BurghFeeder) February 3, 2019
I did, as a matter of fact. Because I haven’t spent every moment of my life between Boston and NYC.
— Just Some Guy (@jeremylatzke) February 3, 2019
How does he HANDLE it?! So UNCOUTH.
In another shocking revelation, Luke Burbank discovered the tea at Waffle House is both “iced” and “sweet”. #UndiscoveredCountry https://t.co/yMDa9uallJ
— John Michael Weatherly (@TheJMWeatherly) February 3, 2019
What makes this even worse is that *most* places that serve hashbrowns use smothered and covered. This is a person who has never been to IHOP, Denny’s or diners in general.
— marilyn maupin (@marilynmaupin) February 3, 2019
Well, that’s because diners are for GROSS POORS. (Sarc. I LOVE diners.)
Good reporting. You discovered something outside of New York.
— Jimmymitro (@jimmymitro) February 3, 2019
Really venturing out into the wild, huh?
We have a place that serves the best shrimp and grits! And I hated grits growing up. But these are awesome!
-PJ
Drop a single!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Been around for at least 65 years.
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Have 3-4 poached eggs with them, as I do, and you’re eating like a king.
Cheese grits with shrimp. Dang good.
Ping!
This is what happens when you surrender your soul to Starbucks.
Sounds to me like their intention was to mock the inhabitants of flyover country.
I think they would just keel over in a dead faint especially in the days of the original proprietor of Wildhorse Mountain BBQ. Dirty T-shirt and cigar all the time but killer BBQ.
Da’ cracker on Table 7 gets 2 eggs over easy with a board and a life preserver and cup of belly warmer.
Bacon cheddar jalapeno grits, made with half and half and heavy cream. Breakfast grits are ok with butter and hot sauce.
They should come to Cincinnati and have a three-way...
That sounds awesome. But the heavy whipping cream would tear me up and the jalapenos would finish the job!
I recently had to stop my wife from cooking with the heavy cream, except for sausage gravy. I couldn’t figure out why I was running to the bathroom about an hour after eating until I saw the ingredients she was planning on cooking with.
Luke Burbank at CBS.
I wish that Luke Burbank must eat C-rats for a week.
No hot showers either.
A Waffle House will look like a banquet in paradise.
So will McDonalds.
5.56mm
haha...I heard on the Stooges.....
It’s so secret that it’s right on the menu. That’s almost as security conscious as Hillary’s email server.
Isn’t that south of Sallisaw?
I forget the highway it’s on. Haven’t been there in about 30 years.
I loved those pork chop like ribs.
Years ago, wife and I stopped for breakfast at a Waffel House. After taking my order, the wait person yelled out to the kitchen,”Flip it, dip it, clip it and nip it.”
-- Paris Hilton (real quote)
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