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How Does Trump Maintain His Orange Glow?
Rolling Stone ^ | February 2, 2019 | Peter Wade

Posted on 02/02/2019 11:59:11 AM PST by EdnaMode

The biggest mystery in Washington—second only to how the Mueller probe will end—is how President Donald Trump manages to maintain his bright fluorescent orange glow regardless of the season. Thankfully, the New York Times dug in on this pressing question, interviewing current and former White House staffers in an attempt to get to the bottom of this important story.

Officially, the White House line is that Trump gets his glow from “good genes,” but like many other explanations from this administration, that seems patently false.

Other theories have been floated to explain Trump’s skin color, including tanning beds, spray tan, and make-up. Tanning beds were immediately ruled out, as sources told the Times there isn’t one in the White House: “according to three people who have spent time in the White House residence, no such bed or spray-tan booth exists in a hidden nook of the residence, a cranny of the East Wing or a closet on Air Force One. Two senior White House officials insisted that no such apparatus exists.”

(Excerpt) Read more at rollingstone.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Society
KEYWORDS: orangemanbad; photoshop; rollingstone; tds; trump
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To: EdnaMode

21 posted on 02/02/2019 12:22:22 PM PST by Alberta's Child ("In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey.")
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To: Hot Tabasco

I don’t know about eating them. I have discovered that my hands turn orange when I grate a lot of carrots.


22 posted on 02/02/2019 12:23:10 PM PST by AndyJackson
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To: trisham

That’s it!

:-)


23 posted on 02/02/2019 12:23:34 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the SEALs of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The USA and President Trump.)
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To: Alberta's Child

Lol!


24 posted on 02/02/2019 12:25:27 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the SEALs of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The USA and President Trump.)
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To: pax_et_bonum

:)


25 posted on 02/02/2019 12:25:38 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Electric Graffiti

That makes sense.


26 posted on 02/02/2019 12:29:44 PM PST by laplata (The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: 2banana

Reggie? (Wasn’t a brown ‘glow’ though, more like a ‘glaze’....)


27 posted on 02/02/2019 12:36:39 PM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: EdnaMode

I have a question for the media. What explains “Michelle”’s crotch-level thingy?


28 posted on 02/02/2019 12:45:09 PM PST by SecAmndmt (Arm yourselves!)
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To: EdnaMode

Gasp! Trump is using Orange-face? Wait, is that raciss? Oh, never mind.


29 posted on 02/02/2019 12:45:38 PM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: 2banana

Frequent injections from Reggie?


30 posted on 02/02/2019 12:51:49 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: EdnaMode

He’s part lion.


31 posted on 02/02/2019 12:53:08 PM PST by rfp1234 (I don't watch CNN for the same reason I don't drink from the toilet.)
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To: EdnaMode

Eh, he eats lots of carrots......right Doc?.......;) I personally don’t give a big ratsazz......MAGA!


32 posted on 02/02/2019 1:09:52 PM PST by Dawgreg
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To: EdnaMode

Eh, he eats lots of carrots......right Doc?.......;) I personally don’t give a big ratsazz......MAGA!


33 posted on 02/02/2019 1:09:52 PM PST by Dawgreg
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To: EdnaMode

Did they ever write about Obama’s purple lips? Hell no! Who cares?


34 posted on 02/02/2019 1:10:00 PM PST by shalom aleichem (Fire Rod and Mueller and any other rat or snake. Shutter the press room.)
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To: Slyfox

*** I would say color filters on lamestream cameras would be a correct answer. ***

Probably. I was in Europe during George W Bush’s Presidency, and he always appeared bright red on television.


35 posted on 02/02/2019 1:21:20 PM PST by sockmonkey (I am an America First, not Israel First FReeper.)
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To: EdnaMode

“Journalism”
_________

Wouldn’t that be yellow journalism as opposed to orange?

Always presumed the answer to be:
He drank a lot of “Tang”.
OR
He has use of a tanning bed; spends a YUGE amount of time outdoors, golfing.

The golfing solution has subsequently been ruled out. He still has an orange glow with no time for golfing. Much too busy herding the cats in congress.


36 posted on 02/02/2019 1:24:09 PM PST by V K Lee ("VICTORY FOR THE RIGHTEOUS IS JUDGMENT FOR THE WICKED")
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To: EdnaMode

I want to know how that baby murdering a-hole guv from Va get that BLACK face!


37 posted on 02/02/2019 1:29:49 PM PST by shanover (...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
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To: All

The content of character is much more important than the color of the skin!


38 posted on 02/02/2019 2:17:01 PM PST by pke
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To: GnuThere

At one debate, the makeup person turned him into an orange raccoon which is the only time he looked orange to me. I suspect that person did it deliberately.


39 posted on 02/02/2019 2:18:20 PM PST by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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To: EdnaMode

Wow, with all the important things going on in the world, this is what Rolling Stone thinks is important. Now that’s real journalism s/


40 posted on 02/02/2019 2:31:19 PM PST by falcon99
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