Posted on 02/02/2019 11:59:11 AM PST by EdnaMode
The biggest mystery in Washington—second only to how the Mueller probe will end—is how President Donald Trump manages to maintain his bright fluorescent orange glow regardless of the season. Thankfully, the New York Times dug in on this pressing question, interviewing current and former White House staffers in an attempt to get to the bottom of this important story.
Officially, the White House line is that Trump gets his glow from “good genes,” but like many other explanations from this administration, that seems patently false.
Other theories have been floated to explain Trump’s skin color, including tanning beds, spray tan, and make-up. Tanning beds were immediately ruled out, as sources told the Times there isn’t one in the White House: “according to three people who have spent time in the White House residence, no such bed or spray-tan booth exists in a hidden nook of the residence, a cranny of the East Wing or a closet on Air Force One. Two senior White House officials insisted that no such apparatus exists.”
(Excerpt) Read more at rollingstone.com ...
I don’t know about eating them. I have discovered that my hands turn orange when I grate a lot of carrots.
That’s it!
:-)
Lol!
:)
That makes sense.
Reggie? (Wasn’t a brown ‘glow’ though, more like a ‘glaze’....)
I have a question for the media. What explains “Michelle”’s crotch-level thingy?
Gasp! Trump is using Orange-face? Wait, is that raciss? Oh, never mind.
Frequent injections from Reggie?
He’s part lion.
Eh, he eats lots of carrots......right Doc?.......;) I personally don’t give a big ratsazz......MAGA!
Eh, he eats lots of carrots......right Doc?.......;) I personally don’t give a big ratsazz......MAGA!
Did they ever write about Obama’s purple lips? Hell no! Who cares?
*** I would say color filters on lamestream cameras would be a correct answer. ***
Probably. I was in Europe during George W Bush’s Presidency, and he always appeared bright red on television.
“Journalism”
_________
Wouldn’t that be yellow journalism as opposed to orange?
Always presumed the answer to be:
He drank a lot of “Tang”.
OR
He has use of a tanning bed; spends a YUGE amount of time outdoors, golfing.
The golfing solution has subsequently been ruled out. He still has an orange glow with no time for golfing. Much too busy herding the cats in congress.
I want to know how that baby murdering a-hole guv from Va get that BLACK face!
The content of character is much more important than the color of the skin!
At one debate, the makeup person turned him into an orange raccoon which is the only time he looked orange to me. I suspect that person did it deliberately.
Wow, with all the important things going on in the world, this is what Rolling Stone thinks is important. Now that’s real journalism s/
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