Posted on 02/02/2019 11:59:11 AM PST by EdnaMode
The biggest mystery in Washington—second only to how the Mueller probe will end—is how President Donald Trump manages to maintain his bright fluorescent orange glow regardless of the season. Thankfully, the New York Times dug in on this pressing question, interviewing current and former White House staffers in an attempt to get to the bottom of this important story.
Officially, the White House line is that Trump gets his glow from “good genes,” but like many other explanations from this administration, that seems patently false.
Other theories have been floated to explain Trump’s skin color, including tanning beds, spray tan, and make-up. Tanning beds were immediately ruled out, as sources told the Times there isn’t one in the White House: “according to three people who have spent time in the White House residence, no such bed or spray-tan booth exists in a hidden nook of the residence, a cranny of the East Wing or a closet on Air Force One. Two senior White House officials insisted that no such apparatus exists.”
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“Frustration”
..winning!
I would say color filters on lamestream cameras would be a correct answer.
How does this rag retain staff?
How does Peter Wade write such a stupid pile of crap?
I heard that explanation and I think it is plausible. I just wonder why somebody who has actually met him in person couldn’t just corroborate or debunk it once and for all.
Does anyone remember what happened to Moses’ face when he spent 40 days and nights with the LORD? Well the LORD’s anointed is the Lord’s anointed. ;-)
Well orange is the new black.
How did obama maintain his brown glow?
Real Pulitzer prize quality journalism.
More TDS.
He has never looked orange to me, but they have fun with “Orange Man Bad.”
Man-Tan guaranteed to turn you orange
How did Obama maintain his purple lips?
The leftist tell us it’s not nice to make fun of people’s appearances, yet they do the exact same then print it in the papers for public consumption.
I find this very odd.
I dare say we have a front-runner.
Paint shop has a color balance adjustment. Once you have it calibrated to adjust skin tone to orange, it can be done universally with the click of a button. You can turn Mad Maxi orange.
Besides which, maybe he is an orange lunatic, but he is our orange lunatic.
He eats lots of carrots....
I found this....Makes sense.
“Tanning pills contain canthaxanthin, a naturally occurring chemical found in many plants and animals. Just as the carotene in carrots can color your skin orange if you eat enough of it, large amounts of canthaxanthin can change the pigment of your skin to a brownish-orange color”
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