Posted on 01/31/2019 12:57:07 PM PST by Paladin2
Let's stay focused on the real outrage here, a BLACK CONSERVATIVE Supreme Court Justice.
The abbreviated version:
Man assaults wife with his penis
Wife assaults man’s penis with a knife
Both are found not guilty
I imagine it took her a looooong time to find a date after that. :)
This song is dedicated to John Bobbitt
Detachable Penis - King Missile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
She was altogether too nice about it. If he had repeatedly raped and abused her, why did she tell the cops where it was? Should have fed it to some dogs.
We are all SO MUCH enriched by even glancing across the title.
Oh she was an immigrant that explains and excuses everything.
Have to love her for having the sheer gall to say that she’s not a vindictive person because she told them where she had thrown his penis after she cut it off. No honey, you are world famous vindictive.
“...Well the next thing you know there a Ginsu by his side,
And Lorenas in the car takin Willie for a ride....”
Okay... you owe me a keyboard and a bottle of Cocacola now...
LOL!!
“Suddenly.....I’m not half the man I used to be.....”
I’m dying over here...
Wait, some hapless dolt actually married her after that?
The mention of Lorena Bobbitt made me think of Joey and Mary Jo Buttafuoco. Bottom dwellers, all.
“Well it cuts like a knife/But it feels so right...”
Did you know she did the deed on or near the anniversary of her abortion that he forced her to have?
“They found it and put it on ice in a Big Bite hot dog box”. A hot dog box!!? Well, I guess that could work!
doctors managed to put it back on.
"Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!"
Perhaps after you’ve been here a year or so you’ve become familiar with the Moderator’s “No Thanks”.
Or just post similar garbage and you’ll find out rather quicker.
“Bobbit,” like “Lewinsky,” are now in the lexicon of a culture that has fallen into the gutter.
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