[servo1969]

It's 2019 and some young women have to be told this.

[Tax-chick]

Why would anyone want to “stimulate or increase menstrual flow,” that is, have a period more frequently or more heavily?

Are they trying to offer parsley as an abortifacient?

[FlingWingFlyer]

Which fad did this replace. Sucking on Tide Pods or snorting used condoms?

[sparklite2]

And the punch line is, “You don’t EAT parsley.”

[Tucker39]

Strikes me as a fine way to bring on anaphyllactic shock;......and death.

[Vaquero]

I’ve heard of garnishing one’s wages…but one’s vagina?

[ClearCase_guy]

They are not the boss of me!

[Mr Ramsbotham]

But if you’re queer, put anything you want up your backside.

[BitWielder1]

And when the lawyers are done, all parsley must come with warning labels.

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Nor beer can openers, corkscrews, drill bits, soldering irons, lizards or dwarfs.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

“Some benefits of the combined oral contraceptive pill include shorter, lighter and less painful bleeding. Oral contraceptive pills can also be used on alternative regimes by skipping a “pill break,” which would mean skipping a monthly bleed.

Here's a paradox. Don't put parsley up your vagina because you might get an infection, but feel free to pop a pill that throws a monkey wrench into your entire endocrine system.

[servo1969]

“Hell, help me find my keys and we’ll drive out of here!”

Thank you very much....

[Candor7]

This would add a whole new chapter to the radical leftist femino-nazi “ Vagina Monologues.”

I would bet that the majority of individuals, who apply parsley to their pasta, are far left liberals who are in the painful process of sticking their heads up their a$$es.

[Doogle]

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Do I take this to mean Corn in the Anus is still a go?

[Mark17]

It's 2019 and some young women have to be told this.

Well, they are probably democrats. They need to be led around by the nose.

[USS Alaska]

please not put parsley in your vagina

In your wildest imagination, did you ever think you'd read this line as 'real medical advice'?

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme, remember me to the one that's in there...

[jonascord]

I never expected to see that series of words in that order...

[bgill]

No sane woman ever wants to get their period early.

[blueunicorn6]

Is it Friday night already?

Where does the time go?

[Stosh]

. . . since everyone knows that what you’re supposed to do is weave it into your armpit hair. (sorry, still recovering from the post yesterday on the rainbow unicorn pit fad)