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WE HAVE A WINNER: CLIMATE’S TALLEST TALE 2018
The Global Warming Policy Forum ^ | January 18, 2019 | GWPF

Posted on 01/19/2019 11:01:58 PM PST by House Atreides

Before Christmas, we asked GWPF readers to send us nominations for our search to find the tallest climate tale of 2018. It’s fair to say that there was a lot of competition, with the catastrophe mongers across the media clearly working hard to ensure that they were in the running for this much sought-after accolade.

We particularly enjoyed L. Robertson’s ‘Climate change, weather and road deaths’, a paper in the journal Injury Prevention, which declared that rising concentrations of greenhouse gases was going to cause a rising death toll on the roads unless governments put in ‘major mitigating countermeasure’.

We also liked the story from the Daily Mail, which alleged that a small rise in global temperatures would make people more likely to wet the bed and might also trigger plagues of ticks, snakes and…erm…voles.

... However, the unanimous decision of the judges was that the tallest climate tale of the year was Mark Prigg’s bizarre suggestion, for Mail Online, that ‘Climate change is causing blue whales to sing louder as they struggle to be heard over breaking sea ice”. The judges felt this deserved particular kudos because it was not only daft, but could also be shown to be daft at the time of writing. More circumspect journos like to conjure up catastrophes far into the future. Tall-tale telling of this quality is therefore not something you come across every day....

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TOPICS: Humor; Science; Weather
KEYWORDS: bluewhales; climatechange; dailymail; dnctalkingpoint; dnctalkingpoints; globalwarming; globalwarminghoax; hoax; markprigg; mediawingofthednc; partisanmediashills; presstitutes; propaganda; smearmachine; socialism; unitedkingdom
The global warming alarmists are increasingly beclowning themselves.
1 posted on 01/19/2019 11:01:58 PM PST by House Atreides
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To: 6SJ7; AdmSmith; AFPhys; Arkinsaw; allmost; aristotleman; autumnraine; bajabaja; ...
...the unanimous decision of the judges was that the tallest climate tale of the year was Mark Prigg’s bizarre suggestion, for Mail Online, that ‘Climate change is causing blue whales to sing louder as they struggle to be heard over breaking sea ice”. The judges felt this deserved particular kudos because it was not only daft, but could also be shown to be daft at the time of writing. More circumspect journos like to conjure up catastrophes far into the future.
Thanks House Atreides.

2 posted on 01/19/2019 11:12:07 PM PST by SunkenCiv (and btw -- https://www.gofundme.com/for-rotator-cuff-repair-surgery)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Ping


3 posted on 01/19/2019 11:14:09 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: House Atreides
A local artist just painted this mural on the side of a school building near where I live in Spain. It is an elephant swimming away to find a new home when his land got swallowed up by the rising seas due to climate change. The land of Idiocy has no borders.

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4 posted on 01/20/2019 12:08:47 AM PST by Oshkalaboomboom
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To: House Atreides

L8r


5 posted on 01/20/2019 12:24:43 AM PST by preacher ( Journalism no longer reports news, they use news to shape our society.)
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To: Oshkalaboomboom

The sea has risen about as much as it will. Been rising for hundreds of years. Most of the ice from last ice age has melted.


6 posted on 01/20/2019 12:50:50 AM PST by justa-hairyape (The user name is sarcastic. Although at times it may not appear that way.)
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To: House Atreides

I was reading a letter to a conservation magazine in Minnesota. The guy was from Texas.

“Is global warming the reason we didn’t see hardly any birds on our deer hunting trip in Minnesota this year?”

I’m glad the magazine set them straight. “Deer hunting season runs from mid-November and into December in Minnesota. Most of the birds have flown south for the winter.” I was pretty amazed that a deer hunter didn’t know more about the seasonal changes in ALL of nature.


7 posted on 01/20/2019 1:11:10 AM PST by 21twelve (!)
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To: justa-hairyape
Here is a picture taken from our terrace. We are about 90 meters above sea level. I wouldn't mind a bit of sea rising to give us beachfront property :) Image and video hosting by TinyPic
8 posted on 01/20/2019 1:21:26 AM PST by Oshkalaboomboom
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To: Oshkalaboomboom

The poster is announcing the coming shows of the Ringling Brothers P. T.Barnum & Bailey Underwater Circus featuring Sea Elephants, Waterbears, Kevin Costner, Aquaman and a School of Sea Serpents.


9 posted on 01/20/2019 1:45:35 AM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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PFL


10 posted on 01/20/2019 2:28:24 AM PST by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Oshkalaboomboom

What a beautiful vista. Do you mind sharing what area of the world that is from? It does not look like anywhere in the continental US states.


11 posted on 01/20/2019 5:10:30 AM PST by Flavious_Maximus
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To: Oshkalaboomboom

Re the swimming elephant:

Rather cool image, even if the motivation is stupid. Is that gray and white mass above him an iceberg? Liberals often mix up a meme salad in making their propaganda art.


12 posted on 01/20/2019 5:59:27 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine ( "It's always a party when you're eating the seed corn.")
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To: 21twelve

Hard to believe a North Woods hunter wouldn’t know about birds going south for the winter...


13 posted on 01/20/2019 6:25:11 AM PST by GOPJ (Anyone remember MSNBC bimbos crying about out-of-work steel workers or coal miners or anyone?)
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To: Flavious_Maximus

Almunecar, Spain.


14 posted on 01/20/2019 6:45:14 AM PST by Oshkalaboomboom
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To: Pearls Before Swine

I have no idea what the mass is supposed to be. I lifted the image and the artist’s description from one of our local Facebook forums.


15 posted on 01/20/2019 6:52:47 AM PST by Oshkalaboomboom
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To: Flavious_Maximus

Looks Med to me. Greece or further west. Very nice. Parts of the original 1600’s US Jamestown fort are underwater. Yep, there were climate change deniers even back then. lol.


16 posted on 01/20/2019 11:00:26 AM PST by justa-hairyape (The user name is sarcastic. Although at times it may not appear that way.)
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To: GOPJ

The guy was from Texas, so perhaps it was his first time up north? I was in Colorado with a guy from Texas (we were both 15 at the time). It started snowing. He was amazed - he thought snow came up from the ground! I thought he was joking, but he claimed he wasn’t - and he sure did sound truly amazed. Hard to believe though - so perhaps he was just putting on an act.


17 posted on 01/20/2019 1:42:49 PM PST by 21twelve (!)
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