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1 posted on 01/12/2019 11:15:40 AM PST by OddLane
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Jesus looked up...2:10 he said. Everyone understood.


2 posted on 01/12/2019 11:16:58 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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How many people still wear watches these days when they gave a clock on their cell phone? Is an expensive Rolex still desired by many?


3 posted on 01/12/2019 11:19:35 AM PST by Will88 (The only people opposing voter ID are those benefiting from voter fraud.)
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Does anybody really know what time it is?


8 posted on 01/12/2019 11:39:10 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Would Jesus wear hip waders?

Shall we gather at the river? @realjesuschrist

12 posted on 01/12/2019 11:55:06 AM PST by Daaave ('My Captain! Our fearful trip is done')
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How about we check the wrists of all our nation’s religious leaders? Bet will find most that wear watches sporting Rolex or similar. Maybe a stereotype, but I suspect most fleece their flocks.


14 posted on 01/12/2019 11:59:12 AM PST by Reno89519 (No Amnesty! No Catch-and-Release! Just Say No to All Illegal Aliens! Arrest & Deport!)
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The One who created time doesn’t need to be told what time it is.


15 posted on 01/12/2019 12:05:21 PM PST by PTBAA
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"Would Jesus wear a Rolex?"

Jesus sailed; therefor a Rolex would not be out of line. I have a GMT stainless steel watch that keeps time to the minute; all the FAA requires of pilots. Handy when I fly in different time zones. Jesus knew some rich folks, in today's world they could afford to give one as a gift.

16 posted on 01/12/2019 12:07:40 PM PST by Ace's Dad
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Or this, rather?

https://soundcloud.com/daniel-levy-6/a-humble-redneck-i-was-born


20 posted on 01/12/2019 12:25:09 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (May Jesus Christ be praised.)
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-PJ

26 posted on 01/12/2019 12:34:37 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
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The list is too long of TV preachers that this applies to.


28 posted on 01/12/2019 12:35:06 PM PST by BereanBrain
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Would Jesus Wear A Rolex?

whatever for? the concept of time measured in seconds, minutes, and hours had not yet been invented

37 posted on 01/12/2019 12:50:11 PM PST by TheRightGuy
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I don’t think that Jesus needed a watch to tell the time.


38 posted on 01/12/2019 12:50:20 PM PST by Revel
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Jesus wasn't a clock watcher.

Usually.


43 posted on 01/12/2019 12:56:14 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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They pushed the rock away and there was Jesus... he was looking at his Rolex and smoking a cigarette.


57 posted on 01/12/2019 1:57:43 PM PST by BEJ
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Since Jesus created time, I doubt he has need of a man-made Gizmo. Folks need to ask relevant questions or else accept coming off as ignorant and condescending.

John 1:1 etc.


60 posted on 01/12/2019 2:03:49 PM PST by Manly Warrior (US ARMY (Ret), "No Free Lunches for the Dogs of War")
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Since Jesus created time, I doubt he has need of a man-made Gizmo. Folks need to ask relevant questions or else accept coming off as ignorant and condescending.

John 1:1 etc.


61 posted on 01/12/2019 2:04:35 PM PST by Manly Warrior (US ARMY (Ret), "No Free Lunches for the Dogs of War")
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This is said, according to the division of the night into four watches, by the Jews; who say, that ``there are four watches in the night, and four watches in the day.''
63 posted on 01/12/2019 2:56:32 PM PST by mjp ((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
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Seiko Diver. Does that make me a better person? Or worse, since it cost me 10 mines as much as a Casio?


73 posted on 01/12/2019 5:20:11 PM PST by Mr Rogers (Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
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God drives a Plymouth. We know this because it says so in the bible book of Genesis: “God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury.”


81 posted on 01/12/2019 7:24:42 PM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn)
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I’m guessing Jesus doesn’t care what time it is.

5.56mm


83 posted on 01/12/2019 7:30:16 PM PST by M Kehoe (DRAIN THE SWAMP! BUILD THE WALL!)
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