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Would Jesus Wear A Rolex?
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Posted on 01/12/2019 11:15:40 AM PST by OddLane

A classic, increasingly relevant, tune sung by Ray Stevens.


TOPICS: Humor; Religion
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To: keving

A lot do, and/or live frugally, however they may not get great crowd name recognition on earth.


21 posted on 01/12/2019 12:26:21 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (May Jesus Christ be praised.)
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To: Will88

Apple took over the watch market.

That was just after they took over smart watches. So they are on top of the watches genre.

They even run an electro-cardiogram and send the PDF to your cardiologist. And the can tell if you’ve slipped, fallen and attempt to make sure you are back on your feet with accelerometer.

If you do you revive, the watch notifies emergency services and your emergency contact.


22 posted on 01/12/2019 12:26:29 PM PST by BunnySlippers (I Love Bull Markets ......)
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To: Daniel Ramsey

I have a Timex Ironman that I’ve been wearing for 25 years or more that just keeps on digitizing. Replaced the band several times as well as the battery. Thanks to the internet, I’ve been able to find replacement bands since the watch has long since been discontinued......


23 posted on 01/12/2019 12:29:27 PM PST by Hot Tabasco
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To: gibsonguy
I stopped wearing a watch when l retired as everyone should.

I need the watch to tell me what day it is.......

24 posted on 01/12/2019 12:30:36 PM PST by Hot Tabasco
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To: Ace's Dad

The reaction of the healed-and-saved to Jesus was often of copious gratitude. A wealthy man might be moved to bestow, not just a Rolex, but all his jewelry on Jesus. Now, what would Jesus do with it? Whatever He did, it would be to glorify the Father.


25 posted on 01/12/2019 12:32:32 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (May Jesus Christ be praised.)
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To: OddLane

-PJ

26 posted on 01/12/2019 12:34:37 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
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To: Daaave

Mortal preachers might need to do that. Jesus could put His walk-on-water power on his garments and it would be like those commercials for extreme waterproofing treatments.


27 posted on 01/12/2019 12:34:53 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (May Jesus Christ be praised.)
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To: OddLane

The list is too long of TV preachers that this applies to.


28 posted on 01/12/2019 12:35:06 PM PST by BereanBrain
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To: Reno89519

The temptation to live large once a following is had would be intense. At best this would dumb down the gospel. It’s about riches that transcend this world. The preacher who physically lives frugally while putting his earthly resources to the best investments in gaining and edifying souls that he can, is the one who will be most blessed.


29 posted on 01/12/2019 12:38:05 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (May Jesus Christ be praised.)
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To: dfwgator

“Does anybody really know what time it is?”

Jesus always knows what time it is, where or when ever He is.

So, Jesus would not wear any watch. Probably irritate his nail scar.


30 posted on 01/12/2019 12:39:06 PM PST by Blue Collar Christian (Socialism is for losers.)
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To: BereanBrain

It’s all too easy to fall into it. Even some of the greatest integrity we know aren’t visibly frugal.


31 posted on 01/12/2019 12:40:31 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (May Jesus Christ be praised.)
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To: Blue Collar Christian

Jesus might be told by the Father what time to have His presence in.


32 posted on 01/12/2019 12:41:54 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (May Jesus Christ be praised.)
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To: neverevergiveup

Another product I wonder about is the portable radio. I probably use my phone as a radio more than anything else., even in the car when there are limited broadcast stations with anything I care to listen to.


33 posted on 01/12/2019 12:42:17 PM PST by Will88 (The only people opposing voter ID are those benefiting from voter fraud.)
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To: Will88

I wear a Timex wristwatch. In fact I have 4 Timex wristwatches for a variety of occasions. They take a licking and keep on ticking.....


34 posted on 01/12/2019 12:42:29 PM PST by kjam22
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To: Will88

If Jesus wanted song and His people weren’t doing it, He would just say something like “Tweet! Gabriel, I need you” and the angels would be playing and singing.


35 posted on 01/12/2019 12:44:02 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (May Jesus Christ be praised.)
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To: BunnySlippers

“Apple took over the watch market.

That was just after they took over smart watches. So they are on top of the watches genre.

They even run an electro-cardiogram and send the PDF to your cardiologist. And the can tell if you’ve slipped, fallen and attempt to make sure you are back on your feet with accelerometer.

If you do you revive, the watch notifies emergency services and your emergency contact.”

All fine, but can they take care of all the billing?


36 posted on 01/12/2019 12:50:10 PM PST by Blue Collar Christian (Socialism is for losers.)
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To: OddLane
Would Jesus Wear A Rolex?

whatever for? the concept of time measured in seconds, minutes, and hours had not yet been invented

37 posted on 01/12/2019 12:50:11 PM PST by TheRightGuy
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To: OddLane

I don’t think that Jesus needed a watch to tell the time.


38 posted on 01/12/2019 12:50:20 PM PST by Revel
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To: Blue Collar Christian

Maybe the watch has a medical insurance app.


39 posted on 01/12/2019 12:51:40 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (May Jesus Christ be praised.)
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To: HiTech RedNeck

That, I believe, is a certainty.


40 posted on 01/12/2019 12:53:29 PM PST by Blue Collar Christian (Socialism is for losers.)
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