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Would Jesus Wear A Rolex?
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Posted on 01/12/2019 11:15:40 AM PST by OddLane

A classic, increasingly relevant, tune sung by Ray Stevens.


TOPICS: Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: raystevens
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1 posted on 01/12/2019 11:15:40 AM PST by OddLane
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To: OddLane

Jesus looked up...2:10 he said. Everyone understood.


2 posted on 01/12/2019 11:16:58 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: OddLane

How many people still wear watches these days when they gave a clock on their cell phone? Is an expensive Rolex still desired by many?


3 posted on 01/12/2019 11:19:35 AM PST by Will88 (The only people opposing voter ID are those benefiting from voter fraud.)
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I wear a Breitling and ignore the dam phone.


4 posted on 01/12/2019 11:20:38 AM PST by Daniel Ramsey (Thank YOU President Trump, finally we can do what America does best, to be the best)
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To: Will88

I’ve seen a couple of people wearing watches, but they’re fancy. Directors and such.


5 posted on 01/12/2019 11:32:16 AM PST by OddLane
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I have one, a Sub, I’ve been wearing everyday for 18 years. Still works and has never broke or stopped. Never sent it in to be serviced either!


6 posted on 01/12/2019 11:36:27 AM PST by US_MilitaryRules (I'm not tired of Winning yet! Please, continue on!)
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To: Will88

“Is an expensive Rolex still desired by many?”

It’s a really good question. It’s interesting how technology has changed so many things that were/are considered luxury items. Most average automobiles made today have markedly better safety features, better performance, and luxury items/features that put to shame a Rolls Royce from 40 years ago. Even a cheap phone that sets its time via the network is more accurate than a Rolex.


7 posted on 01/12/2019 11:36:34 AM PST by neverevergiveup
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To: OddLane

Does anybody really know what time it is?


8 posted on 01/12/2019 11:39:10 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Will88

I should add i have several high end replica Rolex watches.
These are very nearly perfect copies.

I would never wear a real Rolex.
And i loath carrying my cell phone around as if its a sentient parasite.


9 posted on 01/12/2019 11:42:25 AM PST by Daniel Ramsey (Thank YOU President Trump, finally we can do what America does best, to be the best)
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Does anybody care?


10 posted on 01/12/2019 11:45:30 AM PST by MichaelCorleone (Jesus Christ is not a religion. He's the Truth.)
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Sorry, I couldn’t resist.


11 posted on 01/12/2019 11:46:03 AM PST by MichaelCorleone (Jesus Christ is not a religion. He's the Truth.)
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To: OddLane
Would Jesus wear hip waders?

Shall we gather at the river? @realjesuschrist

12 posted on 01/12/2019 11:55:06 AM PST by Daaave ('My Captain! Our fearful trip is done')
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To: US_MilitaryRules

Same here but 28 years. You have to send them in for new bracelet and such every five to ten years.


13 posted on 01/12/2019 11:56:58 AM PST by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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To: OddLane

How about we check the wrists of all our nation’s religious leaders? Bet will find most that wear watches sporting Rolex or similar. Maybe a stereotype, but I suspect most fleece their flocks.


14 posted on 01/12/2019 11:59:12 AM PST by Reno89519 (No Amnesty! No Catch-and-Release! Just Say No to All Illegal Aliens! Arrest & Deport!)
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To: OddLane

The One who created time doesn’t need to be told what time it is.


15 posted on 01/12/2019 12:05:21 PM PST by PTBAA
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"Would Jesus wear a Rolex?"

Jesus sailed; therefor a Rolex would not be out of line. I have a GMT stainless steel watch that keeps time to the minute; all the FAA requires of pilots. Handy when I fly in different time zones. Jesus knew some rich folks, in today's world they could afford to give one as a gift.

16 posted on 01/12/2019 12:07:40 PM PST by Ace's Dad
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Joel Osteen's Favorite Chapter
17 posted on 01/12/2019 12:08:09 PM PST by OddLane
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To: OddLane

I stopped wearing a watch when l retired as everyone should.


18 posted on 01/12/2019 12:14:51 PM PST by gibsonguy
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To: Sacajaweau

Better question: would a Precher give way all of his processions away? That’s what I thought.


19 posted on 01/12/2019 12:16:55 PM PST by keving (We the government)
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To: OddLane

Or this, rather?

https://soundcloud.com/daniel-levy-6/a-humble-redneck-i-was-born


20 posted on 01/12/2019 12:25:09 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (May Jesus Christ be praised.)
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