[sodpoodle]

Shoulda worn his hearing aids;)

[o-n-money]

Old as my grandma’s toes and twice as corny. ;-)

[nickedknack]

Two Irishmen talking, Pat and Mike:

Pat: Did you hear that Sean lost his life at the brewery the other day?

Mike: No, what happened?

Pat: Fell into a vat of beer...took him eight hours to die.

Mike: Eight hours?! Why so long?

Pat: Well, he got out twice to go to the ‘loo.

[Fiddlstix]

[MV=PY]

And we’ve all heard about the member of the Irish Republican army who was sent on a mission to blow up a bus.

He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe.

[Alberta's Child]

Sean and Paddy are walking down the road together. Paddy has a bag of donuts. He says to Sean:

"If you can guess how many donuts I have in this bag, I'll give you both of them."

:-P

[ZULU]

Always picking on Italians and Irishmen!

[fruser1]

Irish 7 course meal - six pack and a potato.

[MisterArtery]

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. Hey, it could happen.

[SunkenCiv]

LOL! And the engineer had a radio in the cab, blaring, "Baby It's Cold Outside."

[central_va]