Posted on 12/22/2018 11:17:19 AM PST by sodpoodle
Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. 'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'
The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.
Just then they came upon another cave.
The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Immediately, there was the answer.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.............. You'll like this
NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
"Three shots of whiskey, all at once?" the bartender asks.
"Oh, yes," says Paddy. "You see, I have two brothers back in the home country. I miss me brothers very dearly, so every time I have a drink I order one more for each of them."
The next week Paddy came back and ordered only two shots of whiskey. Distressed, the bartender asked: "Did something happen to one of your brothers?"
"Oh, no!" said Paddy, "I just quit drinking!"
You callin’ me a racist?
I’m of Irish, Italian, French and English ancestry. We enjoy self-deprecating humor - because we love life.
Always picking on Italians and Irishmen! ........................ lets not forget the Polish, the shoes need to be Shinoled? Are you guys going mad? Where is the PC, get back to it before the Kempekai come for you.
Please! They get all the credit and parades and accolades and movies as if no one else existed. Endless!
Irish 7 course meal - six pack and a potato.
“Pastor, Priest and Rabbi walk into a bar...”
Thus ending, in a 3 way tie, their debate over which faith best understands the concept of limbo.
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. Hey, it could happen.
You are right. Poles, Irishmen and Italians
LOL! And the engineer had a radio in the cab, blaring, "Baby It's Cold Outside."
Three Irishmen walk out of a bar...
...Hey, it could happen. — Phyllis Diller
And a Merry Christmas to the lovely and gracious sodpoodle:-)
A little Irish Christmas music for ye and all of the crew that be here this fine evening!
Mrs Fogarty’s Christmas Cake by The Irish Rovers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzdKDXGIues
And an Irish Blessing for all y’all
May your roof be always stout
and may your glass be always full.
AS you travel the land may the sun be
on your face and the wind at your back.
And many years from now may you be in Heaven
a good 30 minutes before the devil learns
of your passing!
Best Regards to all
alfa6 ;>}
An Irishman and a Spaniard were discussing the peculiarities of their respective languages and the Spaniard asked:
“Do you Irishmen have a word like our manana? Whenever something needs to be done, it’s always manana, meaning later. Never now.”
The Irishman thought for a bit then replied:
“Aye, we do, but it doesn’t have that terrible sense of urgency to it.”
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