Posted on 12/22/2018 4:21:50 AM PST by Impy
Merry Christmas everyone! What do you want in your stockings?
"I want Tim Allen to come do my job for me, cause one night a year of work is one too many, amirite?"
"How about a fur coat? I can't believe you make me go out and check the mail in a bikini!"
Real fur? Ouch, pricey.
"This darn skunk has the makings of a fur coat, the price would be right! Better yet we could get this sucker a girlfriend and start us a fur farm, Kim Karkashian wears skunk, it's gonna make a comeback!"
"You insult me cheri, but I'm the only pet in the country with the capability of flushing the toilet!"
"Considering how often you use a the bathroom I wish you'd help clean it once in a while."
"Why bother? We don't even have a bidet! But say I like the part about getting me a woman, how about we get a cat mon amis? I don't date skunkettes, frankly they stink!"
"Transpecies cartoon romance is un-American and icky, BOYCOTT!!!!"
Boycott Christmas?!
"What?! No! I didn't mean boycott Christmas....."
"I agree with this honkey! I'm through with Christmas! Kwanzaa all the way baby!!!"
"Kwanzaa Schmanzwaa! Steve Wonder ain't gonna come down the chimney and give you any presents!"
"Niether is you, cracka! You ain't Santa, everyone knows Santa is a proud Black man!!"
"Cracka!? I'm a robot you idjit!"
"You a White robot!"
"I'm clearly silver!"
"Silver ain't nothin' but fancy shade of white!"
"You're whiter than me you dingbat!!"
"Oh no you didn't! Imp you just gonna allow this honky to use racial epithets against me?!"
"Yarr, 'dingbat' isn't a racial epithet."
"Of course it is, everyone knows dingbats come from Africa!!! Haven't you seen 'Ace Ventura 2'? Coach Omar, my proud Nubian brother, back me up here!"
"Dingbats aren't animals. And the only epithets I've heard are 'honky' and 'cracka'."
"Why you Oreo!!! I guess you ain't getting invited to my Kwanzaa eve party!"
"I'll be in Church anyway, celebrating the birth of my Lord and saviour Jesus Chirst."
"What! He ain't even Black!"
Ahem getting back to Christmas wishes, Captain Smith?
"Yarrrr, I want a Janet!"
"Hi there. I'm on sale at Costco."
How about you Mel?
"I'd like a ticket out of the country for a few weeks. I have a feeling the democrats might call on me to pull off some Weekend at Bernies stuff with a certain Bolshevik jurist....."
Let me know if you want on/off the list.
Get your picks in if you didn't get them in on the old thread!!
Imp's Saturday Picks, Tennessee and the Superchargers.
wow...the new monsters of the midway...
Time for a weekly patriotic NFL boycott update?
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Allegra's Old Earlers--
The Bolts--
Browns--
My Boys, if they can find their balls--
Viqueens--
Big's Pattycheaters--
Big's Cheeseheads--
Allegra's Texicans--
Falcons--
Colts--
Phins--
Da Bears--
my Old Dallas Texans--
Jon's Waiders--
Stoolers/Aints?
Ewes/Aridzona?
Hey Impy, I’m gearing up for my famous Postseason Predictions and your Postseason NFL Thread. Hoping for a fun postseason. Kinda like the After-party...
Any news on Bendy?
Tennessee over Washington
Los Angeles over Baltimore
Cleveland over Cincinnati
Dallas over Tampa Bay
Minnesota over Detroit
Indianapolis over New York
Miami over Jacksonville
New England over Buffalo
Green Bay over New York
Houston over Philadelphia
Atlanta over Carolina
Los Angeles over Arizona
Chicago over San Francisco
New Orleans over Pittsburgh
Kansas City over Seattle
Oakland over Denver
RE: http://www.playoffstatus.com/nfl/afcstandings.html
No one is guaranteed the AFC 6th seed if they win out?
He'll outlive Ruth Bader yet! Unless his Boys give him an infarction.
BBG really wants to know what I want for Christmas? I don’t dare answer.
Washington at Tennessee 4:30 pm NFLN Nissan Stadium
Baltimore at L.A. Chargers 8:20 pm NFLN StubHub Center
SUNDAY, DEC 23, 2018
Atlanta at Carolina 1:00 pm FOX Bank of America Stadium
Buffalo at New England 1:00 pm CBS Gillette Stadium
Cincinnati at Cleveland 1:00 pm CBS FirstEnergy Stadium
Green Bay at N.Y. Jets 1:00 pm FOX MetLife Stadium
Houston at Philadelphia 1:00 pm CBS Lincoln Financial Field
Jacksonville at Miami 1:00 pm CBS Hard Rock Stadium
Minnesota at Detroit 1:00 pm FOX Ford Field
N.Y. Giants at Indianapolis 1:00 pm CBS Lucas Oil Stadium
Tampa Bay at Dallas 1:00 pm FOX AT&T Stadium
Chicago at San Francisco 4:05 pm FOX Levi's Stadium
L.A. Rams at Arizona 4:05 pm FOX State Farm Stadium
Pittsburgh at New Orleans 4:25 pm CBS Mercedes-Benz Superdome
Kansas City at Seattle 8:20 pm NBC CenturyLink Field
MONDAY, DEC 24, 2018
Denver at Oakland 8:15 pm ESPN Oakland Coliseum
Ravens guaranteed by winning out.
Of course, that might give them the division.
if Tenn wins & Balt loses today:
Balt is out of wildcard race and can only win division.
But are they officially eliminated?
Balt, Indy tie at 9-7
Balt would trail SOV by 8 games.
Indy:
Wa
Jax
Tn
Miami.
Dal
Hous.
Balt:
DEN
Pitt
Cinn
Atl
TB.
Cle
Loss by cle.
Cin plays cle & pt
Atl plays TB
Balt can’t get 12 more wins from those 6 teams . Only 8….
INDY: Jax plays Mia & Hous. Wa loss to tn. Minimum of 3 wins.
Therefore, Balt can only gain 5 ( 8-3). Leaves them 3 short.
Balt would be out of Wildcard. INDY clinch SOV
The Cowboys see the playoffs on the horizon, and fold like a cheap tent.
Yes, how is the boycott going? Protest at SB
Merry Christmas you animals.
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