Posted on 12/19/2018 3:16:03 AM PST by sodpoodle
A nun gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied, and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a costume party."
Lmao...a keeper
Good One!
Ohhhhh!
I did not see that one coming!
I’m gonna be telling that one all day!.
Oy vey!
Still laughing....
Very funny; when telling it make sure to completely change your voice for the big reveal (”Kevin” is overly gruff)...
LOL, BFL
You’re a horrible person...and we love you!
;-)
I presume it’s okay to ad lib the lines a little bit for effect. If I don’t miss my guess you probably toned it down just a tad from how you heard it? Good one though.
LOL!
HA ha I’m not catholic, so I’m not offended.
LOL!
you owe me a new keyboard and monitor
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