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Naughty Nun
email | 12/19/2018 | unknown

Posted on 12/19/2018 3:16:03 AM PST by sodpoodle

A nun gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied, and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a costume party."


TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: adults; only
Forgive me for that one.
1 posted on 12/19/2018 3:16:03 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Lmao...a keeper


2 posted on 12/19/2018 3:30:17 AM PST by Doogle (( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: sodpoodle

Good One!


3 posted on 12/19/2018 3:34:32 AM PST by deweyfrank (Nobody's Perfect)
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To: sodpoodle

Ohhhhh!

I did not see that one coming!

I’m gonna be telling that one all day!.


4 posted on 12/19/2018 3:44:32 AM PST by airborne (I don't always scream at the TV but when I do it's hockey season!)
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To: sodpoodle

Oy vey!


5 posted on 12/19/2018 3:48:26 AM PST by ssaftler (From Governor Moon Bat to Governor Gruesome. We're doomed, I tell you!)
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To: sodpoodle

Still laughing....


6 posted on 12/19/2018 4:19:35 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: sodpoodle

Very funny; when telling it make sure to completely change your voice for the big reveal (”Kevin” is overly gruff)...


7 posted on 12/19/2018 4:30:33 AM PST by kearnyirish2 (Affirmative action is economic warfare against white males (and therefore white families).)
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To: sodpoodle

LOL, BFL


8 posted on 12/19/2018 4:37:09 AM PST by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: sodpoodle

You’re a horrible person...and we love you!

;-)


9 posted on 12/19/2018 4:37:43 AM PST by moovova
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To: sodpoodle

LOL!


10 posted on 12/19/2018 5:01:07 AM PST by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: sodpoodle

I presume it’s okay to ad lib the lines a little bit for effect. If I don’t miss my guess you probably toned it down just a tad from how you heard it? Good one though.


11 posted on 12/19/2018 5:07:46 AM PST by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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To: sodpoodle

LOL!


12 posted on 12/19/2018 5:11:17 AM PST by Dr. Ursus
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To: sodpoodle

HA ha I’m not catholic, so I’m not offended.


13 posted on 12/19/2018 5:15:02 AM PST by mkleesma (`Call to me, and I will answer you and tell you great and unsearchable things you do not know.')
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To: sodpoodle

LOL!


14 posted on 12/19/2018 6:54:16 AM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZGw2M)
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To: sodpoodle

you owe me a new keyboard and monitor


15 posted on 12/19/2018 6:58:52 AM PST by markman46 (engage brain before using keyboard!!!at)
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