[Simon Green]

License to print money....

[Jewbacca]

I’ll go.

[raybbr]

In before all the “holier than thou “ posts.😁

[sit-rep]

one can only imagine what social engineering surprise awaits us in this one? could it be another black guy and white girl who fall in love and cry when separating 12 hours later?? A new Gay Jedi?? Transgender Aliens?? cant wait!!

[Jmouse007]

Not really; STAR WARS is dead! Cray, cray SJW, "The force is a wammin" Kathleen Kennedy, Rain-man Johnson and Pervert Kasdan Jr. killed it.

Pando Calrisian who has sex with anything, including toasters will be there to "greet you", as will "crazy Uncle Luke" who drinks blue milk right from the udder and wants to murder his nephew in his sleep... oh joy!

The "equal rights for droids" robot will be ranting and yelling through a megaphone while holding protest signs.

Castrated Han SYOLO, Poe Dameron and Fin will waddle around on leashes held by Token Diversity Rose Tico and Vice Admiral Purple Hair Holdo, while "Mary Jane Rey" and "Mary Popins/Superman princess Leia" will take center stage and use "the farce" to magically do everything, without ever having learned anything, and fly in space.

Experience it all, for the price of mere thousands of dollars a day... Ah, thanks but no thanks.

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[stinkerpot65]

Another dull feminist sermon.

[elbook]

They are ‘’fricking’’ morons if they dont have a FastPass built into this new attraction

But remember, its not for the customers - while YOU spend time in a line you cannot be buying all the crap they sell