Activists Have Identified A Number Of Phrases We Shouldn’t Say, Because They Could Offend Vegans

Chicks on the Right ^ | 12/3/2018 | Hannah Bleau

[Beave Meister]

They can all Eat My Meat...

[CrappieLuck]

I guess that proves there is more than one way to skin a cat :D

[humblegunner]

Subscribe to the Chicks!

Hell no! For what?

Ripping off some lame stuff I already saw yesterday?

[doorgunner69]

Offends veggies? I go out of my way to offend them, as their mere existence offends me.

[rlmorel]

Any Vegans out there reading this? Yes? (This does not apply to vegans who just want to do their own thing and not tell me how to speak or eat)

VEGANS: I AM GOING TO PUT ALL MY EGGS IN ONE BASKET IN ORDER TO BRING HOME THE BACON RIDICULING ALL OF YOU.

[FourtySeven]

How could the phrase “putting all your eggs in one basket” offend vegans?

Are they pro-life vegans? If so I could maybe see the “logic” but I kind of doubt most (if any vegans) are pro-life. At least not the militant “animals have as many rights as humans” kind of vegans who are the subject of this editorial.

[pepsi_junkie]

To quote Doctor Hibbert talking to Lisa Simpson, “And hillbillies prefer to be called sons of the soil, but that’s not going to happen either.”

[SpinnerWebb]

I am certainly not vegan, but I do eat plant-based 99.99% of the time.

I find this crap nauseating. Stop being offended.

Everyone.

[SpinnerWebb]

How long are they gonna milk this cow?

[Chasaway]

You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting some snowflake these days.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Vuck Fegans

[bgill]

I heard one say that eggs are aborted chickens.... sigh.

[hal ogen]

These vegans brains have suffered from their ongoing malnutrition. Likely, their ability to think, in general, as well as their ability to discriminate between lunacy and reality is severely impaired.

[Rurudyne]

Spam in a can!
That’s what we all are,
Spam in a can,
Though near or far.

It’s very clear to me
We must not give in,
We’ll be spam in a can
If we let these idiots win!

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

Every vegan whom I have known was sickly and they looked even worse!

[Clutch Martin]

Before all the passenger pigeons were killed off, the only purpose of a chicken was to lay eggs be cuz folks got all the pigeon meat they ever wanted.

[rawcatslyentist]

That crunching sound is the living vegetables crying out in pain as we munch them!

[UCANSEE2]

Revenge is being able to make humorous comments here on FR and never giving the blog a click. THANK YOU FR.

[UCANSEE2]

I am certainly not vegan, but I do eat plant-based 99.99% of the time.

Cows are plant-based. I've never seen a cow eat any meat.