begorrah!
1 posted on
11/28/2018 2:27:08 PM PST by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
What a cunning Lingus employee!.....................
2 posted on
11/28/2018 2:30:05 PM PST by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: sodpoodle
...never heard it, but knew the punch line
3 posted on
11/28/2018 2:30:49 PM PST by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
To: sodpoodle
What’s a mile long, green and has an IQ of 40?
A St Patrick’s Day parade!
4 posted on
11/28/2018 2:39:01 PM PST by
Az Joe
(I AM TRUMP!)
To: sodpoodle
Love it. Will have to pass that one on.
7 posted on
11/28/2018 2:42:40 PM PST by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: sodpoodle
9 posted on
11/28/2018 2:44:42 PM PST by
laplata
(The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
To: sodpoodle
13 posted on
11/28/2018 2:49:01 PM PST by
Concentrate
(ex-texan was right and Always Right was wrong, which is why we lost the election. Podesta the molest)
To: sodpoodle
Do you know what 2 Irish gay men are named ?
Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael
21 posted on
11/28/2018 3:23:19 PM PST by
llevrok
(Vote while it's still legal)
To: sodpoodle
22 posted on
11/28/2018 3:26:50 PM PST by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
To: sodpoodle
Two Irish lads walk into a bar.
The second one should have ducked.
23 posted on
11/28/2018 3:28:36 PM PST by
ALASKA
(Watching a coup by a thousand cuts....)
To: sodpoodle
Read that while on my way to work on a Tokyo train and cracked up completely — thereby proving to the a japanese around me that gaijin are weird.
24 posted on
11/28/2018 3:29:52 PM PST by
Ronin
(I need a new tagline...)
To: sodpoodle
Why did God create whiskey?
To keep the Irish from ruling the world.
26 posted on
11/28/2018 3:54:21 PM PST by
Gay State Conservative
(I've Never Owned Slaves...You've Never Picked Cotton.End Of "Discussion".)
To: sodpoodle
Q: What’s a 7-course Irish dinner?
A: 6-pack and a potato.
29 posted on
11/28/2018 4:05:11 PM PST by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
To: sodpoodle
Theft is a sin. I just stole this. Confession is good for the soul.
36 posted on
11/28/2018 5:12:18 PM PST by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: sodpoodle
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp.
“What happened to you?” asks Sean, the bartender.”
“Jamie O’Conner and me had a fight,” says Paddy.”
“That little shit, O’Conner,” says Sean, “He couldn’t do that to you, he must have had something in his hand.”
“That he did,” says Paddy, “a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin’ he gave me with it.” “Well,” says Sean, “you should have defended yourself, didn’t you have something in your hand?”
“That I did,” said Paddy. “Mrs. O’Conner’s left breast, and a ting of beauty it is too, but utterly useless in a fight.”
43 posted on
11/28/2018 8:10:49 PM PST by
stylin19a
(Best.Election.Of.All.Times.Ever.In.The.History.Of.Ever)
To: sodpoodle
Definition of an Irish queer:
A guy who prefers women to booze.
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