Posted on 11/18/2018 7:37:33 PM PST by Rebelbase
What's the one thing you always wish you had around the festive period? You've already got a case of the finest ales, had a drone last year that you became really bored with, really quick and an unlimited supply of pigs in blankets are a given.
So, there's only one thing left and that's to light up your beard with Christmas lights, right?!
If you've been blessed with a good chin of facial hair (unlike myself, thankfully) this is surely going to be top of the list.
Firebox is selling beard fairy lights that flash (added bonus) meaning they're definitely better than any Christmas jumper and for just £10.99 ($14) they're probably f***ing cheaper lets face it.
The lights are battery powered and the pack is small enough to hide and clip onto your facial hair - now I've seen many men with pretty decent beards but there is no way a battery pack would be hidden in there. That's stuff for the bearded Gods.
(Excerpt) Read more at ladbible.com ...
Why are hipsters so obsessed with their appearance, and with mutilating, or twisting, nature and natural appearance? I can’t express how exhausting it is to see the piercing, tattoos, facial hair, weird hats, and clothes that look like rags. When will it STAAAHHHPPPP??
Once you’ve covered your body with tattoos and piercings a few Christmas lights in your facial pubic hair is no big thing.
Heh, that will be YouTube Gold!
(They're for your tree.)
Because nothing says hold the birth of Jesus as a sacred event for the human race like beard lights.
I doubt anyone is actually doing this, at least not as anything other than a joke. There was a similar click-baity article floating around a year or so ago about millennial men adorning their beards with elaborate floral arrangements.
"...and they thought my blinking tail light was over the top"
Here I thought this was about Øbunga buying something for Mike.
Oh, hell no. Just No.
No, you can buy fairy lights for your beard.
I still like Zatoichi - Shintaro Katsu more
#9. You are going to run into problems re pulling out Xmas lights from “beards” if they are hung a bit lower. You’d better be a fast runner.
Appealing for millennials and hipsters, . . . and plain ‘ole beards, like Moochel 0bami
Lol!
Take any noun or verb, put the word ‘Challenge!’ behind it and post on Twitter or YouTube. You will find someone ready to step to it.
I.E. “The De-Lighted Beard Challenge!”
They look like blinking boogers
WHY?!!!!
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