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Caption time: Caption this awkward photo of Jeff Sessions
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| 26 OCT 18
| dcbryan1
Posted on 10/26/2018 2:42:46 PM PDT by DCBryan1
Caption time!
(Excerpt) Read more at i.dailymail.co.uk ...
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KEYWORDS: agsessions; animatronics; animatronicsessions; cesarsayoc; chat; doj; jeffsessions; sessions; sleepysessions; trumpdoj; vanity
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To: Responsibility2nd
It obvious. Mr. Attorney General was deflating.
And there is only one remedy for that.
To: DCBryan1
Wray: “Officer, would you please hit ctrl-alt-delete to reboot Jeff.”
To: Para-Ord.45
"I beg your pardon?"
43
posted on
10/26/2018 3:05:04 PM PDT
by
ExGeeEye
(For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.)
To: DCBryan1
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To: DCBryan1
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To: DCBryan1
46
posted on
10/26/2018 3:07:52 PM PDT
by
aj2me
(Gershom)
To: DCBryan1
Waiting for the Elfin Magic to kick in...
47
posted on
10/26/2018 3:11:07 PM PDT
by
nevermorelenore
( If My people will pray ....)
To: shelterguy
Is it cardboard cutout?
No.
Sessions is a real human and all of us are cardboard cutouts with tiny microchip implanted memories making us have a delusion that we have lived human lives up to now. We have not. Sessions created us to cope with the boredom of recusal.
48
posted on
10/26/2018 3:12:03 PM PDT
by
frank ballenger
('"End vote fraud,noncitizens & illegals voting & leftist media news censorship or we're finished.)
To: DCBryan1
49
posted on
10/26/2018 3:13:11 PM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
("God is a spirit, and man His means of walking on the earth.")
To: DCBryan1
Sessions:”You call me an elf again and I’ll take you into my big tree trunk and beat the hell out of you.”
50
posted on
10/26/2018 3:14:22 PM PDT
by
frank ballenger
('"End vote fraud,noncitizens & illegals voting & leftist media news censorship or we're finished.)
To: shelterguy
CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY. The white house has its very own flat jeffry
To: DCBryan1
First inductee in the new Disney Hall of Wall
52
posted on
10/26/2018 3:16:01 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
To: DCBryan1
Sessions:
I was a US Senator. Great gig. Why did I become AG? What was I thinking? Can I get a re-do?
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posted on
10/26/2018 3:18:30 PM PDT
by
frank ballenger
('"End vote fraud,noncitizens & illegals voting & leftist media news censorship or we're finished.)
To: DCBryan1
54
posted on
10/26/2018 3:18:32 PM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi - Monthly Donors Rock!!!)
To: DCBryan1
Call me Jeff - just don’t call me William!!!!
55
posted on
10/26/2018 3:21:00 PM PDT
by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
To: Responsibility2nd
Does that mean call Stormy Daniels?
Since the level of propriety here has been set at naught (Jane Austen quote) here is an old line from a Kurt Vonnegut novel:
The bomb went off in the building next door and scared him half out of his secretary.
56
posted on
10/26/2018 3:23:19 PM PDT
by
frank ballenger
('"End vote fraud,noncitizens & illegals voting & leftist media news censorship or we're finished.)
To: DCBryan1
“I’ve just recused myself from consciousness.”
57
posted on
10/26/2018 3:23:38 PM PDT
by
fwdude
(Forget the Catechism, the RCC's real doctrine is what they allow with impunity.)
To: Zathras
Wow, haven’t heard that one in a while.
58
posted on
10/26/2018 3:26:41 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Don't argue with the keyboard warriors. They know their delusions better than you.)
To: DCBryan1
I was too cheap to buy extra-strength Depends. Darn.
59
posted on
10/26/2018 3:28:56 PM PDT
by
o-n-money
(We should rename California to Newer Mexico.)
To: DCBryan1
...and I WAS going to wear my brown suit.
60
posted on
10/26/2018 3:30:04 PM PDT
by
o-n-money
(We should rename California to Newer Mexico.)
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