Posted on 09/27/2018 5:17:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz
Oh, this is bad for Brett Kavanaugh.
The Senate Judiciary Committee has just received an anonymous account that Kavanaugh did an unspecified thing at an unknown location at a time and date yet to be determined, and that he did it an un-quantifiable number of times. The declaration was signed by 1 to N "X"'s, which represent unnamed and anonymous witnesses. This nebulous and unstated accusation has thrown great uncertainty into his nomination.
Senator Hirohsi (D-HI) stated, "This is just the sort of thing that puts a cloud over Brett Kavanaugh. Do we want Supreme Court Justices that are accused of such heinous and unknowable acts?"
Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) angrily said, "Undefined accusations make Kavanaugh an nonviable candidate. I call for an immediate FBI investigation to see if there is any merit to these vague and unformed charges. I demand that Kavanaugh withdraw his candidacy in the meantime."
Senator FineSlime (D-CA) admitted that these undetermined accusations were introduced at a rather late time, in violation of Senate rules, but stated that "There are, literally, an infinite number of additional, accompanying charges that will be coming. Can we afford to look into each one? Withdraw!"
This is a breaking story, no more details will be coming.
That pretty much seals the case doesn’t it. After all, it’s only fair.
Well.. that’s definitely not Ford. That chick is actually easy on the eyes, while Ford... isn’t.
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Kavanaugh is SO guilty of something or other.
Good thing Judge Laz A. Mataz is not trying for a higher office!
In the 70s I attended an elite all-boys Jesuit HS near Baltimore similar to Georgetown Prep. (Loyola Blakefield.) We attended parties with girls from nearby Catholic girls’ HS’s. There was a lot of drinking (the legal age was 18, so seniors bought beer etc for the parties), but the idea that boys were raping or attempting to rape girls at these events, which were closely parallel to Kavanaugh at GT Prep, is beyond belief, grotesque, and an insult to our intelligence. Dems might as well charge us with conducting satanic rituals and murdering babies.
The idea that teenage drinking at parties is indicative of rape gangs is pure insanity and a vast overreach by the desperate DemonRats, who are showing that they will stop at nothing, including the most vile character assassination, to prevent Kavanaugh from being confirmed.
It’s very telling that CBF is a SJW Lefty prof who “recovered” her memory circa 2012 on a therapist’s couch. This event reminds me of the falsely accused operators of day-care centers, bogus convictions which relied on “recovered” memories induced in children by SJW shrinks.
In the day care cases, the accusers where innocent children with false memories planted in their minds, but in the Kavanaugh case, SJWs are conveniently “recovering” memories to assassinate his character. This is what SJWs mean by By Any Means Necessary: even lying for the cause.
Do you know when the photo with Soros was taken?
If this doesn't convince every single Republican to vote "NO", nothing will.
Nailed it!! Pulitzer coming your way!!
If he is not guilty of this something or other then I am positive he is guilty of another something or other.
Isn’t that the Emissary of Satan award that Soros is wearing?
Ford’s eyes are a lot closer together.
I am unparalleled in my ability to dig out vague assertions and fail to corroborate them.
That's why we all need to contact our Senators and tell them something indistinct! Tell them they need to do something indeterminate, immediately! There is no time to waste!
Yep!!
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