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Uh oh.
Being very silly | 9/27/2018 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 09/27/2018 5:17:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz

Oh, this is bad for Brett Kavanaugh.

The Senate Judiciary Committee has just received an anonymous account that Kavanaugh did an unspecified thing at an unknown location at a time and date yet to be determined, and that he did it an un-quantifiable number of times. The declaration was signed by 1 to N "X"'s, which represent unnamed and anonymous witnesses. This nebulous and unstated accusation has thrown great uncertainty into his nomination.

Senator Hirohsi (D-HI) stated, "This is just the sort of thing that puts a cloud over Brett Kavanaugh. Do we want Supreme Court Justices that are accused of such heinous and unknowable acts?"

Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) angrily said, "Undefined accusations make Kavanaugh an nonviable candidate. I call for an immediate FBI investigation to see if there is any merit to these vague and unformed charges. I demand that Kavanaugh withdraw his candidacy in the meantime."

Senator FineSlime (D-CA) admitted that these undetermined accusations were introduced at a rather late time, in violation of Senate rules, but stated that "There are, literally, an infinite number of additional, accompanying charges that will be coming. Can we afford to look into each one? Withdraw!"

This is a breaking story, no more details will be coming.


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KEYWORDS: duac; fake; kavanaugh; thecruicible2; witchhunt
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To: Hostage

Enjoy your lotion stock dividends.

Enthusiasm for a topic rooted in an error on which you doubled down “enthusiastically” reflects badly on Conservatives. I merely pointed out the error and now you’re attacking me for.it like a lib. Telling.

I know Ford’s background and how to identify a face.

Apparently you do not.


121 posted on 09/27/2018 12:59:36 PM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus-)
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To: Lazamataz

Judge K will be SCOTUS Justice K, and ****HE WILL HAVE A HARD-ON AGAINST ANYTHING LIBERAL****

Congrats, lefties. You just turned a Mushy Bushy Moderate into someone to the right of Anton Scalia or Clarence Thomas.

GOOD JOB!!!


122 posted on 09/27/2018 6:04:11 PM PDT by Lazamataz (On future maps, I suggest we remove the word "California" and substitute "Open-Air Asylum".)
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123 posted on 09/27/2018 6:05:19 PM PDT by TADSLOS (I hate Russian Dolls. They are so full of themselves.)
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To: Nifster

Uh oh.


124 posted on 09/27/2018 6:05:33 PM PDT by Lazamataz (On future maps, I suggest we remove the word "California" and substitute "Open-Air Asylum".)
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To: Red Badger

Uh oh.


125 posted on 09/27/2018 6:05:51 PM PDT by Lazamataz (On future maps, I suggest we remove the word "California" and substitute "Open-Air Asylum".)
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To: TADSLOS

Uh oh.


126 posted on 09/27/2018 6:06:20 PM PDT by Lazamataz (On future maps, I suggest we remove the word "California" and substitute "Open-Air Asylum".)
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To: Lazamataz
Uh oh indeed.😀🇺🇸👊🏻
127 posted on 09/27/2018 6:06:58 PM PDT by TADSLOS (I hate Russian Dolls. They are so full of themselves.)
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To: TADSLOS

I was hoping to bump this up for more activity, but, I guess not....


128 posted on 09/27/2018 6:11:02 PM PDT by Lazamataz (On future maps, I suggest we remove the word "California" and substitute "Open-Air Asylum".)
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To: Lazamataz

Probably should try again right after the floor vote that confirms him.


129 posted on 09/27/2018 6:12:24 PM PDT by TADSLOS (I hate Russian Dolls. They are so full of themselves.)
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