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Royal Navy Sailors Fix Uber Driver's Car (Non-drunken sailor shenanigans)
https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/defence/hms-queen-elizabeth-sailors-praised-by-florida-uber-driver-for-fixing-her-car-1-8633238 ^

Posted on 09/12/2018 1:32:35 PM PDT by sinsofsolarempirefan

Sign up 0 HAVE YOUR SAY SELFLESS sailors from Portsmouth have been praised by a taxi driver in Florida for fixing her car - while on a trip back to their ship. The trio from HMS Queen Elizabeth gave up their time and expertise to fix the headlight of Bonnie Ginter’s 2007 Honda Fit after she realised the car’s bulb had blown.

(Excerpt) Read more at portsmouth.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Local News; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: britain; navy; royalnavy; uk
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1 posted on 09/12/2018 1:32:35 PM PDT by sinsofsolarempirefan
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To: sinsofsolarempirefan

What do you do with a sober sailor
What do you do with a sober sailor
What do you do with a sober sailor
Early in the morning

Enlist his help for an Uber driver
Enlist his help for an Uber driver
Enlist his help for an Uber driver
Early in the morning


2 posted on 09/12/2018 1:38:56 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: sinsofsolarempirefan

how many sailors does it take to change a light bulb?


3 posted on 09/12/2018 1:39:23 PM PDT by camle (keep and open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: camle

English or American?


4 posted on 09/12/2018 1:47:35 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Democratic socialism is when the majority of people vote to steal your property.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants
English or American?

English = 0 (remember, Lucas Electrics invented darkness)

5 posted on 09/12/2018 1:49:57 PM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity (Capitalists sign their checks on the front. Socialists sign theirs on the back.)
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To: Quality_Not_Quantity; Blood of Tyrants

Those of us who miraculously survived BSCD (British Sports Car Disease) refer to Lucas as:

“The Father of Darkness”


6 posted on 09/12/2018 1:53:18 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: camle

One, with any luck and alcohol to wipe the bulb down with before you install it. Oil from one’s fingers installing those bulbs makes them fail quickly.


7 posted on 09/12/2018 1:53:34 PM PDT by W. (Boom!)
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To: camle

You beat me by “ “ that much. I dont know how many it takes but its really not a big deal swapping out a light bulb. inless is a 2012-15 ford edge. what a b*tch.I could swap out most lights after consuming a 6 pack in and hour with one arm tied behind my back and wearing a mitten knit by my grandma on my good hand. .Wanna impress me.. Have these sailors change the plugs on that same v-6 edge. or replace the idler pulley on the edge. or fix the split heating / air conditioning plenum control linkage and motor. then Ill be impressed.


8 posted on 09/12/2018 1:56:34 PM PDT by Ikeon (Stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Jim, but I'd like to meet his Tailor)
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To: rlmorel
BSCD (British Sports Car Disease)

I have that disease - been hankering for a Morgan 4/4 for a long time.

9 posted on 09/12/2018 2:19:31 PM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity (Capitalists sign their checks on the front. Socialists sign theirs on the back.)
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To: rlmorel

And now, that song is stuck in my head.

Thanks so VERY much.


10 posted on 09/12/2018 2:20:11 PM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity (Capitalists sign their checks on the front. Socialists sign theirs on the back.)
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To: rlmorel; Quality_Not_Quantity

Why do the British drink their beer warm? Because Lucas makes refrigerators, too.


11 posted on 09/12/2018 2:27:33 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Democratic socialism is when the majority of people vote to steal your property.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants
Why do the British drink their beer warm? Because Lucas makes refrigerators, too.

Snork!

12 posted on 09/12/2018 2:30:27 PM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity (Capitalists sign their checks on the front. Socialists sign theirs on the back.)
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To: Ikeon

I was talking to the manager of a Goodyear tire store and he said a lady came in and asked how much to change a headlight bulb in a 3006 Cadillac. He looked it up and told her $1000. She said another shop had tole her the same. Seems you have to take off a lot of the front end to get to the light to change it.


13 posted on 09/12/2018 2:31:27 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Democratic socialism is when the majority of people vote to steal your property.)
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To: Quality_Not_Quantity; rlmorel

https://www.jaguarforums.com/forum/off-topic-6/collection-lucas-jokes-21723/


14 posted on 09/12/2018 2:35:59 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Democratic socialism is when the majority of people vote to steal your property.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Oh, that should be interesting...


15 posted on 09/12/2018 3:10:26 PM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity (Capitalists sign their checks on the front. Socialists sign theirs on the back.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

While we’re on the subject: Someone told me new Ford f350s require the cab removed at a few grand for the removal alone, before they can be worked on. Anyone hear this?


16 posted on 09/12/2018 3:28:05 PM PDT by TalBlack (It's hard to shoot people when they are shooting back at you...)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

I sold my 2006 CTS caddie when they quoted a price of 3400 to change the timing belt.. a recommended 100k service. and 600 to change the plugs. . todays cars are a pita to fix. maybe the headlight for the prius was a pita.. where dod they get the tools?


17 posted on 09/12/2018 3:47:58 PM PDT by Ikeon (Stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Jim, but I'd like to meet his Tailor)
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To: Ikeon

Yeah, really! All they did was change a light bulb.


18 posted on 09/12/2018 3:58:11 PM PDT by raybbr (That progressive bumper sticker on your car might just as wll say, "Yes, I'm THAT stupid!"to)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

2006 cadillac headlight The front bumper has to be removed , the HID bulb was $125. the guy on youtube did it in 12-1/2 minutes... thats $1000 for 12-1/2 minutes work - $125 for parts. so thats $875 for 13 minutes work or over $4300 dollars an hour for a cadillac mechanic. nice work if you can get it!! /s


19 posted on 09/12/2018 4:19:48 PM PDT by Ikeon (Stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Jim, but I'd like to meet his Tailor)
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To: Ikeon

The video doesn’t show the whole process.


20 posted on 09/12/2018 4:27:05 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Democratic socialism is when the majority of people vote to steal your property.)
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