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1 posted on 09/02/2018 6:37:25 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

I’m guessing this is satire.


2 posted on 09/02/2018 6:41:09 PM PDT by AlaskaErik (I served and protected my country for 31 years. Progressives spent that time trying to destroy it.)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Just thinking about the people in my life who have some sort of food fetish... They all look like shite.


3 posted on 09/02/2018 6:42:09 PM PDT by freedomjusticeruleoflaw
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Where are the statistical tests of significance here?


4 posted on 09/02/2018 6:43:18 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

LOL!! Ghost of Meat Meals Past!!

I think this is Fake News at it’s finest.

Any ‘updates’ on Roy???


5 posted on 09/02/2018 6:44:51 PM PDT by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Sooooo, is he 106 now?


6 posted on 09/02/2018 6:45:58 PM PDT by null and void (McCain is dead but his ego lives on.)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Satire.

Not well done.


7 posted on 09/02/2018 6:46:02 PM PDT by marktwain (President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries.)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Life’s a b!^$#, you eat nothing but bird seed and tofu all your life, and wake up at 103, dying of absolutely nothing.


14 posted on 09/02/2018 6:50:12 PM PDT by norwaypinesavage (The stone age didn't end because we ran out of stones.)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Headed to the liquor store to get a carton of camel non filters


15 posted on 09/02/2018 6:50:43 PM PDT by jcon40 (The other post before yours really nails it for me. I have been a DOithS / PC guy forever and alway)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Click on the link for “The Daily Mash” at the top of the article. It’s a humor site similar to The Onion.


18 posted on 09/02/2018 6:52:54 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Since he's jonesing for some meat, send that guy to this FR thread:

       Oh Hot Dog!

and since, at 103, he's still just a young whippersnapper, send him to this FR thread, to show him how to live to a ripe old age:

       Stunning anti-ageing breakthrough could see humans live to 150

19 posted on 09/02/2018 6:54:14 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: aMorePerfectUnion
I have a friend that lives her life in exactly this way.

She has congenitally high cholesterol. Parent and grandparents died young from heart attacks.

She eats no red meat. Survives basically on salad. Occasionally has a small glass of wine.

She wants to see her grandchildren grow up. She lives her life with that goal in mind. She is in her fifties and as thin as a rail.

20 posted on 09/02/2018 6:55:31 PM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

So give him a T-bone and hold the meat. Helps my dogs when they get frustrated.


21 posted on 09/02/2018 6:58:27 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Maybe Roy needs to meet this gal....

Oldest person in Britain (81) to have reassignment surgery shares her joy at becoming a woman (tr)

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3684321/posts


23 posted on 09/02/2018 7:00:48 PM PDT by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

This is a British satire site.


25 posted on 09/02/2018 7:02:53 PM PDT by tbw2
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

Hilarious.


26 posted on 09/02/2018 7:05:38 PM PDT by Williams (Stop tolerating the intolerant.)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

I want to live as long as I can, more or less. But I want to enjoy the journey, therefore, I eat meat.


33 posted on 09/02/2018 7:31:38 PM PDT by libertylover (Trump has driven the Democrats and GOPe batshit crazy.)
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To: aMorePerfectUnion
Is he 106 now?

It took 'til 103 to realize he never had to worry about dying and going to hell...he was living in hell.

36 posted on 09/02/2018 8:43:45 PM PDT by stevem
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