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How Millennials Killed Mayonnaise
Philly Mag ^ | August 11, 2018 | SANDY HINGSTON

Posted on 08/15/2018 7:02:09 PM PDT by EdnaMode

The inexorable rise of identity condiments has led to hard times for the most American of foodstuffs. And that’s a shame.

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Along about a decade ago, though, I began to notice I was toting home as much of my offerings as I’d concocted. My contributions were being overlooked — or shunned. Why should this be? Mom’s extraordinary potato salad — fragrant with dill, spiced by celery seed — went untouched on the picnic table. So did her macaroni salad, and her chicken salad, and her deviled eggs. … When I carted home a good three pounds of painstakingly prepared Waldorf salad — all that peeling and coring and slicing! — I was forced to face facts: The family’s tastes had changed. Or, rather, our family had changed. Oldsters were dying off, and the young ’uns taking our places in the paper-plate line were different somehow.

I racked my brain for the source of this generational disconnect. And then, one holiday weekend, while surveying the condiments set out at a family burger bash, I found it. On offer were four different kinds of mustard, three ketchups (one made from, I kid you not, bananas), seven sorts of salsa, kimchi, wasabi, relishes of every ilk and hue …

What was missing, though, was the common foundation of all Mom’s picnic foods: mayonnaise. While I wasn’t watching, mayo’s day had come and gone. It’s too basic for contemporary tastes — pale and insipid and not nearly exotic enough for our era of globalization. Good ol’ mayo has become the Taylor Swift of condiments.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Society
KEYWORDS: mayo; mayonaise; mayosucks; millennial; millennials; miraclewhiprules; trends; yuck
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To: chris37

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke%27s_Mayonnaise

created by Mrs. Eugenia Duke[1] at Duke’s sandwich shop of
Greenville, South Carolina, in 1917

Soybean oil, eggs, water, distilled and cider vinegar, salt,
oleoresin paprika, natural flavors, calcium disodium EDTA
added to protect flavor.


121 posted on 08/15/2018 8:55:18 PM PDT by deport
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To: Jamestown1630

Order me one, I’ll be right over.....


122 posted on 08/15/2018 8:55:19 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: joshua c
oh, and lots of Frank’s Hot Sauce.

Franks?! Durkee's old brand?

Have some Crystal or Louisiana Brand hot sauce. Much better!
123 posted on 08/15/2018 8:55:51 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: chris37
Hellmann’s.

That is all.


You can't get Hellman's here in the west. My wife likes Duke's, because it is one of the few tat had NO added sugar.
124 posted on 08/15/2018 8:57:03 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: FoxInSocks
Per Pulp Fiction, I thought that was the Nederlanders.

Per my half Dutch wife, you are correct. (I could only stand 20 minutes of Pulp Fiction before I told my host to turn it off.)
125 posted on 08/15/2018 8:58:28 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

Hahaha! That’s great.


126 posted on 08/15/2018 8:59:56 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: EdnaMode
Artisan mayonnaise? Has it been curated? (du jour millennial term)
127 posted on 08/15/2018 9:01:59 PM PDT by llevrok (Vote while it's still legal.)
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To: Dr. Sivana; deport

I’ma have to see if I can locate some of this here in NW FL. I do not recall having seen this label before. Sounds awesome.


128 posted on 08/15/2018 9:02:03 PM PDT by chris37 ("I am everybody." -Mark Robinson)
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To: mindburglar
Philly is Miracle Whip country. Nasty stuff.

Hey! I am a connoisseur of peanut butter and miracle whip sandwiches! Easy there!!! ;-)

129 posted on 08/15/2018 9:03:22 PM PDT by llevrok (Vote while it's still legal.)
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To: Fungi

How about brunch in the morning? You bring the hummus - I’m tired ;-)


130 posted on 08/15/2018 9:04:12 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: chris37
https://www.dukesmayo.com/where-to-buy/

I’ma have to see if I can locate some of this here in NW FL.

Should be able to find it at Publix, Winn=Dixie and even Dollar General.
131 posted on 08/15/2018 9:05:43 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: EdnaMode

She’s not from the South is she.


132 posted on 08/15/2018 9:06:13 PM PDT by lastchance (Credo.)
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To: Jamestown1630

OK, lavash or pita bread?


133 posted on 08/15/2018 9:06:24 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: EdnaMode

Kewpie Japanese mayonnaise is the only mayonnaise I will eat. Made with only egg yolks and no other part of an egg. So it looks good and tastes great.


134 posted on 08/15/2018 9:06:35 PM PDT by Fury
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To: UCANSEE2

good-quality store-bought American white bread
the best tomatoes you can find
mayo
very finely chopped parsley

With some kind of glass that is almost the size of the white bread slices, cut circles out of the bread.

Slice the tomatoes very thin. Make sandwiches with tomatoes, bread, and mayo.

Put a little mayo on the outside rim of the sandwich and roll the sandwich in the finely chopped parsley.

This is James Beard, believe it or not.


135 posted on 08/15/2018 9:11:03 PM PDT by firebrand
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To: ZinGirl

"...Put in bowl with potatoes. Stir. ADD A CRAPTON OF MAYONNAISE. stir…"

Is that a metric crapton, or an imperial crapton?

136 posted on 08/15/2018 9:11:09 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Fungi

I’ve never had lavash.....;-)


137 posted on 08/15/2018 9:12:37 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Dr. Sivana

Iv’e got all three, close by, thank you very much for the info. Taste test comparison coming soon!


138 posted on 08/15/2018 9:16:07 PM PDT by chris37 ("I am everybody." -Mark Robinson)
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To: EdnaMode

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Canola oil killed mayonaise!

The foul taste sticks to your tongue for hours.

Canola is an industrial lubricant known for its stickyness. That is why they use it to lubricate steam turbines.


139 posted on 08/15/2018 9:16:53 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: EdnaMode
You lived in a single-family house, you drove a station wagon, you wore bowling shirts and blue jeans, and you slathered mayonnaise on everything from BLTs to burgers to pastrami on rye. How do you think “Hold the mayo” became a saying? There was always mayo, and if you were some kind of deviant who didn’t want it, you had to say so out loud.

Nonsense. McDonald's became symbolic of the universal American hamburger before it offered mayonnaise on a single product. I believe no McDonald's burgers had mayonnaise as an option until the McDLT (late '80s). (Burger King, on the other hand, slathers it thick on its Whoppers).
140 posted on 08/15/2018 9:17:08 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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