National Presidential joke Day August 11

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[heterosupremacist]

I would like to start with some very funny stuff from a funny man - President President Reagan...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fovs12cxYe4

[heterosupremacist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fovs12cxYe4

[Real Cynic No More]

Let me add one: Barrack Obama.

[FatherofFive]

When Bill Clinton came back from Arkansas, a secret service agent greeted him and noticed the pig under his arm. “Nice pig, Mr President” Bill responded, “That is no pig. It is a rare miniature Arkansas Razorback. I got it for Hillary!” The agent replied, “Nice Trade!”

[Bob434]

Reagan said once after inviting a Russian to dinner- *(I’m paraphrasing, can’t remember exactly what they said, but it was similar to the following:

“I would like you to attend a dinner I’m throwing, bring a friend... if you have one”

to which the Russian replied “I can’t- I’ll be going to see the second day showing of your play... if there is one”

Zing!

[I want the USA back]

There was one from Jan 2009 to Jan 2017.

[Deaf Smith]

Did you hear the one *That the next new US President after the 9-11 attack would be a Muslim?

[JBW1949]

It’s hard to say something funny about that POS Obama....

[moovova]

“National Presidential joke Day August 11”

Obama.

(Thank you, thank you...I’m here all week. Try the veal, it’s great. And, be sure to tip the waitresses.”

[Mr. Lucky]

I think you’ll find that you have paraphrased an exchange between Winston Churchill and George Bernard Shaw.

[heterosupremacist]

Related: Early during the "Best. Campaign. Ever." ~ was a rumor circulating that Ahnold Scharwzineggo had agreed to endorse Carly Fiorina. His spokesperson said the rumor was NOT true, he was simply trying to pronounce the word California. HA!

[llevrok]

The Gipper was so fast with his wit. My favorite is when there was an all too public tiff between Desmond TuTu and Ronaldus Magnus. It was being flamed by the press (surprise)

Finally, Ronnie decided he should chat with TuTu to clear the air. The press asked him how those talks went.

“My chat with TuTu? So So”

[heterosupremacist]

Deaf Smith wrote: Did you hear the one *That the next new US President after the 9-11 attack would be a Muslim? Still waiting for the punchline...

[certrtwngnut]

That was the best 10 minutes I have spent in a very long time. There can never be another President Reagan. The good lord broke the mold.

[heterosupremacist]

Real Cynic No More wrote: Let me add one: Barrack Obama. "I am often told that Politics is the second oldest profession and as I've come to learn, it closely resembles the first." Ronald Wilson Reagan.

[heterosupremacist]

certrtwngnut wrote:

That was the best 10 minutes I have spent in a very long time. There can never be another President Reagan.

AGREED 100% ~ I was digging it, too. FWD to all your people!

[Blue Jays]

Great vintage video footage of President Reagan. I was howling with laughter. What a terrific find!

[Libloather]

Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.
With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
“Fifty dollars!” she would cry out from the curb.
“No, five dollars!” fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He’d run by and she’d yell, “Fifty dollars!” And he’d yell back, “Five dollars!”
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog, As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the ‘pro’ would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he’d really been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker!
Bill tried to avoid the prostitute’s eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled…
“See what you get for five bucks?”

[heterosupremacist]

#18 Libloather ~ VERY Funny!

[Libloather]

I know! Hillary jogging - HIL-AR-I-OUS!