[IamConservative]

Three young men just arrived at LSU to start college and were relieving some stress with a nice sauna. Two of the young men were from Baton Rouge, LA. The third, Boudreaux, was from Thibodaux, deep in the Louisiana Bayou. The two city boys were talking about their new smartphones. One had an iPhone X and the other a Samsung S9. Boudreaux, sitting there with his flip phone, was feeling low. On the first days of school, Boudreaux didn't want these city boys thinking he was not hi tech so Boudreaux gets up, let's his towel fall and walks out naked to the bathroom. A few minutes later Boudreaux walks in naked and has toilet paper stuck in his butt crack trailing behind.

One of the other boys said: "Boudreaux, you have toilet paper stuck in your backside."

Boudreaux says: "No sirree. I'm receiving a fax."

[Principled]

WUT???

[real saxophonist]

Only college football story I have: I was at GA Southern during 'The Hugo Bowl'. Yes, they actually played a game during Hurricane Hugo. I've never seen rain like that before or since. This picture is not altered in any way:

[Drango]

What does the average Auburn player get on his SATs?

Drool.

[Gamecock]

How do you get a Clempson cheerleader into your dorm room?

Put Vaseline on the door jams and push real hard!

[sportutegrl]

It is not true that Texas A & M has their library books organized by size. No, they are organized by color.

[JBW1949]

Grads from Alabama, Auburn, and Tennessee were in a restroom at a bar...

The Alabama grad was washing his hands...He used very little soap, just a sprinkle of water...He looked at the other two and said “At Alabama, we were taught thriftiness.”

The Auburn grad goes to the sink, turns the water on full, get a huge handful of soap and lathers up to his elbows...He looks at the other two and says “At Auburn, we were taught cleanliness.”

The Tennessee grad just looks at both, shakes his haed and walks toward the door....Alabama and Auburn guys both ask “Aren’t you gonna wash?”

The Tennessee grad says, “At Tennessee, we were taught not to piss on our hands.”

[Buckeye McFrog]

As one half of a mixed-marriage (Ohio-Michigan) I think I’d better sit this one out.

[Cheesehead in Texas]

Q: A University of Wisconsin wide receiver, tight end, and running back are all in a car. Who is driving?

A: The cop.

[Rummyfan]

I got my degree from the University of Georgia this summer. I drove through Athens with my windows down, and someone threw one in.

[stylin19a]

Young college girl comes home from a date and as she is undressing, her roommate notices and M indented on her chest.

Roommate: Did you go out with a guy from Michigan ?
College Girl: No, Wisconsin.

[Tell It Right]

Why did Auburn quit teaching driver’s ed and sex ed on the same day?

They were wearing out the mule.

[Tell It Right]

Cam Newton can relate to college grads having trouble getting a job. The Panthers ain’t paying him what Auburn paid him. :)

[Tell It Right]

Not a joke, but a silly story about how college football relates to other sports.

I was in Cincinnati years ago, had a little free time one day, and was walking around town. I passed the Reds’ stadium from a few blocks away, but didn’t know that was the Reds’ stadium because there were no signs about it on my street and from where I was at it seemed kinda small.

I wound up in a nearby restaurant full of Reds memorabilia, especially pertaining to Johnny Bench. I asked one of the locals if the nearby stadium was the Reds stadium and they affirmed. I said, “Really? That seems kinda small. What’s the capacity?” They said 40+ thousand. I said, “What about the Bengals stadium capacity?” They said 60+ thousand. I said, “Don’t you guys take your sports seriously around here? The stadium in Tuscaloosa, Alabama seats 101 thousand.” They said, “Oh, yes. Ohio State’s is 101 thousand, too.” :) :) :)

[Skybird]

Q: What does the “N” on Nebraska’s football helmet stand for.

A: Knowledge

[DoodleDawg]

An old song that aptly describes the feelings people from Wisconsin have for FIBs from Illinois who come up to go to college.

The Waunakee song

[N. Theknow]

My Alma Mater plays possum football.

They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

[Bratch]

"What It Was, Was Football !"

[Quilla]