What does the average Auburn player get on his SATs?
Drool.
College football thuggery is approaching NFL standards.
An old one, updated to current coaches.
During the off-season, Nick Saban and Gus Malzahn got together to do some fishing. Saban caught one, but as he was reaching over to pull it in, the boat rocked a little and he fell overboard. Unfortunately, he wasn’t much of a swimmer and he was in real danger of drowning,
Malzahn was finally able to get a hold of him and pull him back in the boat. After they caught their breath, Saban said “Thanks, you really saved my life. What can I do to repay you?”
Malzahn said “Just promise you won’t tell the people back at Auburn I did that, because if they find out I didn’t let you drown, they will run me out of town.”
Saban said “Your secret is safe with me, as long as you don’t tell the people in Tuscaloosa that I couldn’t walk on water.”