University finds prominent astrophysicist Lawrence Krauss grabbed a woman’s breast

sciencemag.org ^ | 3 | Meredith Wadman

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An investigation by Arizona State University (ASU) in Tempe concluded this week that high-profile astrophysicist and atheist Lawrence Krauss violated the university’s sexual harassment policy by grabbing a woman’s breast at a conference in Australia in late 2016.

(Krauss is a prominent member of the skeptics movement, which disputes the existence of a god or supernatural powers.)

[DUMBGRUNT]

“Boy Wonder, I only did it to fight crime....because it would be a crime to not cop a feel.”

NICE SHOT!

[glennaro]

Hey! Let’s give the poor guy a little credit ... at least it was a woman’s breast!

[wally_bert]

It’s a bit out of the way for me in SC and I’m too cheap to go there anyway.

Thanks for the link.

[DUMBGRUNT]

Hey, get a load of these Andromedas!

Her name is the Latinized form of the Greek Ἀνδρομέδα (Androméda): "ruler of men",(anēr, andrós) "man", and medon, "ruler".

And she is very pretty. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andromeda_(mythology)

That said, Double Star or binary may have been more fitting? Need more evidence.

[38special]

Thanks for the mammaries

[DUMBGRUNT]

I hope they didn’t burn his books!
Or banish him to third from the sun.

Connie Willis
Born: December 31, 1945 (age 72 years),

Harlan Ellison
Born: May 27, 1934, Cleveland, OH
Died: June 27, 2018, Los Angeles, CA

[DUMBGRUNT]

Depending on the size it could have been a gravitational attraction.

Yes, given time, gravity takes its toll.

Also, we have the Great Attractor!
The Great Attractor is an apparent gravitational anomaly in intergalactic space at the center of the local Laniakea Supercluster, in which the Milky Way is located, in the so-called Zone of Avoidance that is notoriously difficult to observe...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Attractor

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Some say Christopher Langan is the worlds smartest man... he has worked off and on as a bouncer.

The teacher is a smart guy, also about 6’3”-220? and in top condition.

[DUMBGRUNT]

Was he just doing the “ Crocodile Dundee check”?

22 sec.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlRc_plUUBk

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Heavenly Bodies
1300 S Elmhurst Rd, Elk Grove Village, ILINOIS

I’ve never been in there but, drove past many years back and the joint was PACKED!!!
Very much surprised that they are still in existence.

A fool and his money...

[DUMBGRUNT]

Hey! Let’s give the poor guy a little credit ... at least it was a woman’s breast!

Any evidence to support that assumption?

[wally_bert]

I also can’t stand crowds or loud music either.

[glennaro]

Well, as this is reported in Science Magazine I just presumed they used the "scientific method" to confirm the details.

[grey_whiskers]

Read the Buzzfeed article, troll-boi.

Several witnesses.

[DUMBGRUNT]

Must have been progressing from the hypothesis into the early experimental stage?

Good thing he was not working with smallpox or anthrax!

[glennaro]

Good one! LOL

[grey_whiskers]

Wanker.

[grey_whiskers]

Just to rub it in, and to make the rubble bounce, by way of contrast:

[Delta 21]

Telescopes and space monitoring equipment is very complicated needing constant manipulation and tweeking. They have all manner of knobs and switches for searching deep into the cosmos. I am sure this was just an unintentional mistake in the lab.

[Delta 21]

She is just pissed that her life choices have excluded her from getting groped by a promenent male astrophsysist.