Posted on 07/29/2018 9:41:29 PM PDT by vannrox
Scientists from the University of Oxford have discovered that women with larger than average butts are not only increasingly intelligent but also very resistant to chronic illnesses, exciting right?
According to ABC News, the results found that women with bigger backsides tend to have lower levels of cholesterol and are more likely to produce hormones to metabolize sugar.
As is turns out, big butts are now proven to do more than just please the eye. This new study shows that women with big butts are less likely to have diabetes or heart problems.
And having a big butt requires an excess of Omega 3 fats, which have been proven to catalyze brain development.
The ABC News reports Professor Konstantinos Manolopoulos’s statement, the leader of the study, “Professor Konstantinos Manolopoulos, who leads the team at the University of Oxford, says that women with more fat on the buttocks have lower levels of cholesterol and glucose.”
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Exactly!
Big butt is not the same thing as lard ass.
“Finally. Vindication for Sir Mix Alot!”
I like square butt was the funniest commercial ever. Burger Kings best.
https://youtu.be/h5X4TSbGreA
Fake butts don't count.
Yeah, Lakeysha is a regular Rocket Surgeon.
Once again, the fat acceptance movement comes out with fake news and misguides/lies to women. It is a disservice to these women who will find a tough go in the dating market if they believe this crap.
My first thought as well.
Excellent.
Eddie Murphy. I think it was from Eddie Murphy Raw. It also includes Gus lighting a charcoal grill with gasoline. It is hilarious.
and it's also nice that someone added the keyword "ilbbaicl" to this thread. Lol!
This has been well known since 1978 when Brian H. May, Ph.D, published work establishing that fat bottomed girls make the rockin’ world go round.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0
This conclusion was verified 14 years later by M. A. Lot, who received a knighthood in recognition of his work.
It makes perfect sense. Big butt means bigger pelvis. This is inherited from her mother. Bigger pelvis means more room for a developed head to pass through. Bigger head, bigger brain equals smarter although it is politically incorrect to say so.
I also think that the increasing use of cesarean section will mess with natural selection which would make bigger pelvis a survival advantage. Once we decouple the pelvis size from the need to fit through it we will cause a great deal of pain in the future when it becomes too expensive under socialized medicine. Big heads won’t squeeze through and smarter babies will die. Cesarean birth selects for smaller pelvis size on average.
I dont think my definiton of big and their definition of big are the same.
Science has known for decades, that women who are pear shaped (therefore bigger hips), are healthier heartwise, than apple shaped women. This is not new news.
But, seriously. Dudes with big butts...that’s good too, ammirite?
The key wording is “larger than average butts”. The study didn’t say massive, gargantuan, gigantic, immense or elephantine. Just “above average”. Thinking Marilyn Monroe, Liz Taylor, Pettie Page, here. You know, fit and healthy but with that 10-15 pounds of baby fat that makes a woman look deliciously soft and feminine. Weren’t not talking Wanda the Great White Whale.
I see these adds and catalogs for women they call “curvy” or “BBW”, and they are these freaking fat pig whales. That term used to mean a woman who was overweight but still quite attractive. The commie liberals have long been hijacking our wonderful English language, like perverting the words “gay”. When did curvy and BBW become just plain out and out obese? As is there is anything attractive about being a fat pig.
Oh, am I body shaming? Oops, time for the re-education camp.
I honestly never thought about men’s butts. Couldn’t think of a butt that you are talking about.
Dunno....my family always had big butts.
Then I lifted weights and squatted a lot for a couple decades.
Genetics....enhance.
Probably more beer than muscle these days.
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