funny but amusing none the less.
Posted on 07/18/2018 9:07:25 AM PDT by gattaca
They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.
The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space available in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.”
The angel asked Stormy if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Stormy took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.”
The angel thanked Stormy, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushed it without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said: "Okay, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven.”
Stormy was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?”
"Sorry, Stormy," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a Royal Flush beats a Pair, no matter how big they are."
The biggest take away is there were no journalists at the Pearly Gates.
Are we to believe that those balloons are natural?
Thanks for the laugh...always welcome what with all the bad news.
I am not sure what you are talking about. Our economy is going gangbusters. President Trump just got our European dead beat allies to agree to pay many billions of dollars more for their own defense. He cultivated a cordial relationship with one of our leading adversaries despite the left's attempt to sabotage it. He even got North Korea to tone down their threatening rhetoric. Everything that I see developing lately is good news.
The mainstream media wants to bring you down because things are going well. When things were going bad under Obama they did the opposite.
I thought so, too.
My wife and I both laughed. My wife commented that she wished my father was still living, as he would have appreciated that joke. Thanks.
excellent!!! and her breasts are fake, but none of my beeswax. Just like she’s “39”, ok.
funny but amusing none the less.
Jokes are funniest, like this one, when the punch line is unexpected.
Do we know anything that is TRUTHFUL about this street walker..
Does she have ANY FRIENDS at all?
Anyone know her from School days?
Something very strange about all of this...
just wondering.
I suppose her friends would be trying to get 15 mins. of fame on her coattails.
But nobody came out as an old school chum of Barry’s either.
Hahaha... that’s a good one!
Stormy decided to protest the decision and demanded a lawyer. St. Peter told her “we don’t have any of those here.”
I got one, I just heard today.
A guy forgets the wedding anniversary. The wife is really mad and tells him, “You can make it up to me if there’s something metallic in the driveway tomorrow when I get up, that goes from zero to 200 in 6 seconds.”
Next morning, husband leaves for work. Wife wakes up and looks out on the driveway, and there’s a beautifully wrapped box.
She walks out in her robe and slippers and brings it in and opens it, finding a scale.
Brilliant!
I watched a couple minutes of one of her movies so you don’t have to.
There is not much too them.
“There is not much too them.”
Rather repetitive.
I will restate: She is a lousy actress. In all facets of that particular genre.
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