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NJ Man Finds Wife Dead Mid-Tryst With Mechanic: Sources
nbcdfw.com ^ | July 11, 2018 | Brian Thompson

Posted on 07/11/2018 9:40:10 AM PDT by lowbridge

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To: lowbridge
Testing the hydraulics cost them
41 posted on 07/11/2018 10:05:28 AM PDT by llevrok (Established 1950.)
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To: MisterArtery
I new an auto A/C repairman many years ago in Houston that got a lot of sex from female “customers” that were in a financial bind.

A former classmate of mine was an appliance repair technician for a well-known chain store. At a class reunion, he was talking about the surprising amount of sex-in-lieu-of-payment offers he got when doing repairs on-site. It was more a tale of woe than a guy bragging to his old buddies, the gist of it being:

a. many of the women who made the offer were less than alluring for one reason or another

b. after a while, he just wanted to fix the damned machine and leave regardless of anyone's desirability.

His forlorn expression and deadpan delivery were unintentionally hilarious, and he was kind of upset that any of us found humor in his situation. Considering that he was something of a horndog in high school, it all seemed out of character from him.

Mr. niteowl77

42 posted on 07/11/2018 10:05:40 AM PDT by niteowl77
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To: dfwgator

winner!


43 posted on 07/11/2018 10:07:40 AM PDT by Phillyred
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To: MisterArtery; sodpoodle
Sometimes you can get more than sex. Sodpoodle Senior Joke of the Day...
A senior couple returned to a Corvette dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.

The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply, "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $85,000 asking price. Yet I just overheard you closed the deal for $72,000 to the lovely young lady there. And if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model."

The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man.

"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's day."


44 posted on 07/11/2018 10:08:24 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: PGR88

Guess the rotors needed turning, huh?


45 posted on 07/11/2018 10:09:01 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

That was my first thought, too. Could they really have been that stupid to leave the car running in a closed garage?


46 posted on 07/11/2018 10:11:47 AM PDT by DivineMomentsOfTruth ("There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and persue it steadily." -GW)
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To: MisterArtery

Six years of college and no housewife ever asked me to help her with her Kant.


47 posted on 07/11/2018 10:12:29 AM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Great Movie. True story.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernie_(2011_film)

Bernie stuffed the old lady in the freezer. Continued to spend her money.


48 posted on 07/11/2018 10:13:42 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: lowbridge

Well what kind of mechanic doesnt take necessary precautions to avoid CO poisoning?


49 posted on 07/11/2018 10:14:02 AM PDT by MrRelevant
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To: lowbridge

This sounds like a bit of Christmas in July.


50 posted on 07/11/2018 10:14:59 AM PDT by RinaseaofDs
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To: lowbridge

Sometimes a problem just takes care of itself.


51 posted on 07/11/2018 10:15:24 AM PDT by SamAdams76 ( Have you eaten your bone marrow today?)
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To: Yaelle

The dum dum cheating wife probably wanted to hear tunes on the car radio.. The horndog mechanic probably thought they’d be done before the gas could kill ‘em. Our society is Sick.


52 posted on 07/11/2018 10:17:02 AM PDT by DivineMomentsOfTruth ("There is but one straight course, and that is to seek truth and persue it steadily." -GW)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Coulda been worse. Instead of shagging the auto mechanic.

She could have had the upholsterer in. To check on the carpets and drapes.

Or the plumber. “Ma’am, you have a leak in your basement.”


53 posted on 07/11/2018 10:18:32 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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He’s working on her car in her closed garage, no air flow, with the engine running? This doesn’t quite add up.

Yeah, ummm, he wasn't exactly working on the car anymore. He was working on something else at that moment, I believe. The automotive repairs were likely complete, probably at his shop.

54 posted on 07/11/2018 10:20:00 AM PDT by Teacher317 (We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men)
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To: dfwgator

They came and went at the same time

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And they were both exhaust-ted when they were though.


55 posted on 07/11/2018 10:20:12 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: lowbridge

Sad. A good mechanic is hard to replace.


56 posted on 07/11/2018 10:23:44 AM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: MrRelevant

I bet he had a condom on so he wasn’t all that careless.


57 posted on 07/11/2018 10:24:38 AM PDT by stevio (MAGA)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

My first thought lol


58 posted on 07/11/2018 10:24:43 AM PDT by easternsky
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To: lowbridge

Good marrige,they dont even talk about car repairs.
Sounds like a blessing in disguise


59 posted on 07/11/2018 10:26:59 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: Responsibility2nd

Those appointments were next week.


60 posted on 07/11/2018 10:30:37 AM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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