A former classmate of mine was an appliance repair technician for a well-known chain store. At a class reunion, he was talking about the surprising amount of sex-in-lieu-of-payment offers he got when doing repairs on-site. It was more a tale of woe than a guy bragging to his old buddies, the gist of it being:
a. many of the women who made the offer were less than alluring for one reason or another
b. after a while, he just wanted to fix the damned machine and leave regardless of anyone's desirability.
His forlorn expression and deadpan delivery were unintentionally hilarious, and he was kind of upset that any of us found humor in his situation. Considering that he was something of a horndog in high school, it all seemed out of character from him.
Mr. niteowl77
...aaaaand now he knows how it feels to have unwanted sexual invitations.