NJ Man Finds Wife Dead Mid-Tryst With Mechanic: Sources

nbcdfw.com ^ | July 11, 2018 | Brian Thompson

[lowbridge]

A man returned to his New Jersey home Monday night to find both his wife and her lover dead in the garage, after the pair apparently died of carbon monoxide poisoning while having sex, law enforcement sources tell NBC 4 New York.

The 39-year-old woman and her 56-year-old lover — who sources believe was her mechanic — were discovered just before 9 p.m. Monday at a house in Newark.

Sources say the wife and the mechanic were having sex in a car in the garage when they were both killed by the poison gas. The husband came home later to discover their bodies.

Law enforcement sources said they believed the wife was paying for her car work by having sex with the mechanic.

[ChildOfThe60s]

Sometimes cash is better than barter

[CopperTop]

"..Wow, talk about experiencing some seriously mixed emotions.."

True dat. Finding a decent mechanic, much less one that'll barter, is tough to find! d;^)

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"..staged by the husband.."

Methinks there'd be some "awkward moments" in THAT undertaking.. (mid-tryst?!?) d;^)

[FatherofFive]

Law enforcement sources said they believed the wife was paying for her car work by having sex with the mechanic.

Explains why they couldn't afford a room.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

I was goofin’ around with my Dad one day and held a measuring tape up to him as if I was measuring him top to bottom, side to side.

He asked me what I was doing...so I told him I was seeing how much room he’d take up in the freezer; I wasn’t going to let his SS checks stop coming even after he was gone, LOL!

Yeah, we’re a weird combo, me and my Dad!

Come to find out a while later, some local guy really DID do this when his Mother died and got away with it for a number of years! *GASP*

[BradyLS]

Someone already observed that a mechanic that didn’t have the sense to shut the engine off doesn’t square. The cops may have a real case on their hands!

[Haiku Guy]

My thought exactly... Is the car OK?

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Ba-Dump-Tish! :)

http://instantrimshot.com/

[shotgun]

She needed a frobt end job so she called him. He told her it was her she needed a new tie rod and ball joints. She asked him to show her where that was at so they crawled into the backseat....

[Haiku Guy]

[sevlex]

Yep, carbon monoxide poisoning.

Don’t worry about the bullet wounds. Those were just coincidental.

:)

[Reno89519]

Justice, whether “accident” or “perfect crime”. Can’t complain about the results.

[spokeshave2]

And one last Question

[Responsibility2nd]

That’s exactly what I thought.

They better autopsy those two. See if carbon monoxide really killed them.

[Ciaphas Cain]

Sounds like an Elmore Leonard novel.

[Dilbert San Diego]

Yep this is too bizarre. He’s working on her car in her closed garage, no air flow, with the engine running? This doesn’t quite add up.

[dfwgator]

They came and went at the same time.

[Skooz]

Actually, the fuel pump would have been my first guess. That or the fuel filter.

[areukiddingme1]

A mechanic that makes house calls...

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“Honey, why are you slowing down? Rev that motor up!” YAWN....zzzzz. Lights out.

[gigster]

I am a professional mechanic, and in my over forty years of experience, no woman ever offered me that kind of installment plan.