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Stinking drunk sky rats.
1 posted on 07/06/2018 6:35:05 PM PDT by aomagrat
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Sad.


2 posted on 07/06/2018 6:39:41 PM PDT by onedoug
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First the people. Now the birds. Where will it end?


3 posted on 07/06/2018 6:41:11 PM PDT by Publius
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England is in the quarterfinals of the World Cup. No doubt the entire nation is one giant drunkfest as we speak. Too bad these birds are paying a price for it!


4 posted on 07/06/2018 6:42:35 PM PDT by dowcaet
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I guess they are genuine British Seagulls.


5 posted on 07/06/2018 6:46:01 PM PDT by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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There will always be an England


7 posted on 07/06/2018 6:49:26 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (If you beleive the dog, then take his advice.)
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There wasn’t a tern left unstoned.......


9 posted on 07/06/2018 6:56:37 PM PDT by umgud
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one seagull “reeking of beer” vomited over firefighters sent to rescue it after it had fallen off a roof in Lyme Regis.

Then it went home with an ugly she-gull.

12 posted on 07/06/2018 7:04:21 PM PDT by NobleFree ("law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual")
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*Whistles while slowly walking away*


14 posted on 07/06/2018 7:05:19 PM PDT by Trillian
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Give them some alka-selzter they will be fine.


15 posted on 07/06/2018 7:09:28 PM PDT by CJ Wolf (Free)
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I saw drunk birds at a distillery in Kentucky years ago. They got that way from eating the discarded grain from the distilling process.


16 posted on 07/06/2018 7:10:28 PM PDT by Retired Chemist
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17 posted on 07/06/2018 7:15:42 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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Now that is funny.


20 posted on 07/06/2018 7:26:49 PM PDT by wastedyears (The left would kill every single one of us and our families if they knew they could get away with it)
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Soccer Julian’s puke one the beach and the seagulls eat it ;-)


21 posted on 07/06/2018 7:26:52 PM PDT by ExpatCanuck (The)
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They send firefighters to rescue a seagull?


27 posted on 07/06/2018 7:35:20 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!! Or maybe midgets....)
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AAA

Avian Alcoholics Anonymous


31 posted on 07/06/2018 7:53:02 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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When I asked to meet some drunken, English birds this is not what I meant.

Are they going to bash the heads of Swedish waterfowl tomorrow?

DevonLive reports that one seagull “reeking of beer” vomited over firefighters sent to rescue it after it had fallen off a roof in Lyme Regis.

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

33 posted on 07/06/2018 8:20:22 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (I can't tell if we live in an Erostocracy (rule by sex) or an Eristocracy (rule by strife and chaos))
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Dumb birds can’t hold their liquor.


37 posted on 07/06/2018 8:27:29 PM PDT by 353FMG
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If I lived in the England of today, the only condition I would want to be in would be “drunk”.


43 posted on 07/06/2018 11:43:46 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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