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A massive object devastated Uranus a long time ago and it never fully recovered
BGR News ^ | July 3, 2018 | Mike Wehner

Posted on 07/04/2018 9:26:44 AM PDT by TaxPayer2000

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1 posted on 07/04/2018 9:26:44 AM PDT by TaxPayer2000
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pervert
2 posted on 07/04/2018 9:27:52 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (alea iacta est)
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To: TaxPayer2000

Said one gay due to another.


3 posted on 07/04/2018 9:27:57 AM PDT by Bryanw92 (Asking a pro athlete for political advice is like asking a cavalry horse for tactical advice.)
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Let the one liners begin


4 posted on 07/04/2018 9:28:20 AM PDT by Sasparilla ( I'm Not Tired of Winning)
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Said one gay dude to another.


5 posted on 07/04/2018 9:28:45 AM PDT by Bryanw92 (Asking a pro athlete for political advice is like asking a cavalry horse for tactical advice.)
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To: TaxPayer2000

I think the writer may want to change the title to this story. LOL


6 posted on 07/04/2018 9:29:49 AM PDT by dowcaet
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To: Sasparilla; All
"Let the one liners begin...."



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7 posted on 07/04/2018 9:32:20 AM PDT by musicman (The future is just a collection of successive nows.)
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To: dowcaet

Doctor said, “Let me check your anus.” After he was done, the nurse came in and said, “Who was that guy?”


8 posted on 07/04/2018 9:32:43 AM PDT by laweeks
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“Something absolutely huge slammed into Uranus when it was still young.”

Seriously, this was part of a sentence in the article, and wouldn’t you know it the last name of the author is Wehner. This is a joke, right?


9 posted on 07/04/2018 9:33:12 AM PDT by dowcaet
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Great day for headlines.

This one and this previous one...

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10 posted on 07/04/2018 9:36:27 AM PDT by kanawa (Trump Loves a Great Deal)
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Doctor said, “Let me check your anus.” After he was done, the nurse came in and said, “Who was that guy?”
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11 posted on 07/04/2018 9:38:59 AM PDT by Scrambler Bob (You know that I am full of /S)
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It’s always when they are young, isn’t it?


12 posted on 07/04/2018 9:42:42 AM PDT by fhayek
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...Something absolutely huge slammed into Uranus when it was still young, causing it to tilt dramatically and spin on its side. The impact would have to have been a glancing blow...

Some great double entendres in this story.


13 posted on 07/04/2018 9:47:08 AM PDT by Sasparilla ( I'm Not Tired of Winning)
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To: TaxPayer2000

Earth’s axis is off by 23° too. Wonder what put the boot up Ouranus?


14 posted on 07/04/2018 9:50:36 AM PDT by katana
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the massive object was an asteroid named Phallus.


15 posted on 07/04/2018 9:52:21 AM PDT by VAFreedom (maybe i should take a nap before work)
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Shouldn't the planet continue rotating from the (said) collision?

So that the axis would continue to move, causing the planet to rotate in two directions and move from being "right-side-up" to "upside-down" and back?

16 posted on 07/04/2018 9:52:56 AM PDT by jeffc (The U.S. media are our enemy)
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Did he check you with both hands on your shoulders?


17 posted on 07/04/2018 9:55:56 AM PDT by IC Ken (Stop making stupid people famous)
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It took 16 replies, but yours was the first serious one.


18 posted on 07/04/2018 10:01:55 AM PDT by Artemis Webb (Maxine Waters for House Minority Leader!!)
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Threads like this seems to attract all the 7 year olds in the audience with their worn out butt jokes. Mention science in some venues and it quickly evolves to grade school potty humor quips..Seems a bit odd.☺
19 posted on 07/04/2018 10:06:39 AM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: TaxPayer2000

It left a crack.


20 posted on 07/04/2018 10:10:17 AM PDT by j.argese (/s tags: If you have a mind unnecessary. If you're a cretin it really doesn't matter, does it?)
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