Said one gay due to another.
I think the writer may want to change the title to this story. LOL
“Something absolutely huge slammed into Uranus when it was still young.”
Seriously, this was part of a sentence in the article, and wouldn’t you know it the last name of the author is Wehner. This is a joke, right?
This one and this previous one...
...Something absolutely huge slammed into Uranus when it was still young, causing it to tilt dramatically and spin on its side. The impact would have to have been a glancing blow...
Some great double entendres in this story.
Earth’s axis is off by 23° too. Wonder what put the boot up Ouranus?
the massive object was an asteroid named Phallus.
So that the axis would continue to move, causing the planet to rotate in two directions and move from being "right-side-up" to "upside-down" and back?
It left a crack.
Would Uranus still be a hostile planet if we would just give it a better name?
Authorities have announced that to end childish jokes based on the name of the planet, “Uranus” will be renamed.
The new name?
Urrectum.
Ba-doom-bah
This is nothing to get all butthurt about.
Oh no.
How much foreign aide is this gonna cost us?
Sounds like it was violently assaulted at a tender young age and “it might explain some of the planets strange personality.”
It sounds like an analogy to the homosexual predation if children that is now called recruitment and grooming to make it sound benign.
I saw this over at DUh but it turned into a dating thread.
REPORT: 78% of people who think Uranus jokes are funny are just idiots BERKELEY, CA Scientists at the University of California announced today that most of the people who find Uranus jokes funny are, in fact, actually idiots.
https://alternative-science.com/scientists-discover-78-people-think-uranus-jokes-funny-just-idiots/
wonder how many taxpayer dollars went into that black hole?
Could have been like Saturn and at least put a ring on it first.
America was struck by a massive object that went straight up OURANUS. Name of OBAMA! We’re still recovering!