Not guilty (just kidding)
Posted on 07/02/2018 2:12:40 PM PDT by EdnaMode
A topless woman has been arrested for stealing a bulldozer and crashing it into an apartment complex.
Heather Houston, 34, allegedly stole the front end loader from a construction site and drove it 5.5 miles across town to the apartments in Great Falls, Montana, on Sunday morning.
Police say Houston then ran over a fence, damaged a car and hit the side of the complex.
She then reportedly elevated the front end of the excavator so she could climb up into an apartment on the second floor.
Molly Broxholm, a resident of the Fox Hollow Apartment Complex, said she was woken up by the ruckus and looked out her window to see Houston, who appeared to be topless.
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I’ll bet that if this had been a guy with no pants on driving the bulldozer through a Montana town, it wouldn’t have made the news. Besides, I think this is Female Bulldozer Driver Breast Awareness Month. I love this country!
Front loader. The article is from the Daily Mail. Brits who go to Journalism school don't have crummy jobs when they're in school, so they're not exposed to a lot of objects from the real world. Motor cars, aeroplanes, trains, buses, lorries and taxicabs are about their limits of their motor vehicle identification skills. The author, Megan Sheets, (who probably got hired for her abilities between the... never mind) would probably benefit from a heavy equipment identification course Which I'm certain The Mail could hire in a consultant for.
SUE her parents. SUE. (What does my kindle have against the word sue?)
Of course not. How many here haven't driven a bulldozer through town without their pants on?
LOL.
Tweeker with Tats.
I figure he’d hit it... with the bulldozer she used.
Do they really think they'll get sued for saying she was topless?
They don't seem to worry about anything else - What appeared to be a woman appeared to drive what appeared to be a bobcat into what appeared to be an apartment building.
Guess they don’t believe in high bail in that neck of the woods.
$25 grand bond for her 2017 charges. They should have set it higher since she obviously had no problem getting the 10 to 15 percent.
Not guilty (just kidding)
Some of the comments are really funny.
Believe I dated her once.
Once.
Sounds dangerous. I can see a lot of deer in the “headlights” scenarios happening.
OMG!! FUGLY! Poor baby.
This is gonna make a great Farmers Insurance commercial.
“2018 Topless Bulldozer incident of Montana. We’ve seen it ‘cause we’ve covered it. We know a thing or two, ‘cause we’ve seen a thing or two. We are Farmers!”
Uhhhh... It started out a bulldozer then morphed to a front end loader. Machinery involved was a John Deere front end loader and not a bulldozer and was generically an excavator. Wheeled and not tracked. Dufus author probably is a gun expert too. Lol...
“You know how it goes with those front end loaders.”
I thought a front end loader was just another name for a bra...which, apparently, she wasn’t wearing.
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