Posted on 07/02/2018 2:12:40 PM PDT by EdnaMode
A topless woman has been arrested for stealing a bulldozer and crashing it into an apartment complex.
Heather Houston, 34, allegedly stole the front end loader from a construction site and drove it 5.5 miles across town to the apartments in Great Falls, Montana, on Sunday morning.
Police say Houston then ran over a fence, damaged a car and hit the side of the complex.
She then reportedly elevated the front end of the excavator so she could climb up into an apartment on the second floor.
Molly Broxholm, a resident of the Fox Hollow Apartment Complex, said she was woken up by the ruckus and looked out her window to see Houston, who appeared to be topless.
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Hold my beer while I take this for a drive...
Awww come on ya’ll, why does she havta be a druggie ?? Perhaps she’s just a rowdy tomboy that seeks adventure. I’ve dated that type before. GiddyUp Girl !!
Snoot ;o)
TTIWWOP?
Who cares what titt’ies Italian would do?
What Would Laz Do ?
(By the way, I hope she was wearing the proper PPE: hard hat, safety glasses, steel toed boots, condiments, ....The usual approaching Laz.)
Paging Rachel Corrie. Miss Corrie, to the house courtesy phone......
Aw c’mon! She’s just a Montana gal with a bit of spunk. ;-)
Credit for ingenuity and heavy equipment operational skills. Would need to see better pics and toplessness to determine guilt.
Alcohol was involved?
Wondering if it’s the same wench, but with different hair color...? God help Montana if there are two of those chicks running around loose...
Pictures, we need more pictures!
If that pic is accurate, bulldozers do not have buckets, they have blades.
Ping.
“Heather Houston, 34, allegedly stole the front end loader from a construction site and drove it 5.5 miles across town to the apartments in Great Falls, Montana”
Amazing! - It wasn’t Florida.
So what was used - a bulldozer? A front end loader? Or an excavator? Lame reporting.
“Heather Houston, 34, allegedly stole the front end loader from a construction site and drove it 5.5 miles across town to the apartments in Great Falls, Montana”
Amazing! - It wasn’t Florida.
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LOL. Thumbs up for that one.
She aged poorly.
Ambien, right? On the up side, she’s half naked and her name’s Heather. That usually means good news to the guys, right? Pity the poor woman who is named Heather, but unfortunately, is really a “Sarah, Tall and Plain”. Moms and dads, if you’re going to stick your kids with provocative names, give them a nickname, just in case.
I’m going to go sit in the corner, now.
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