The “cranky neighbors” Moved in next to the already established domicile of the, uh, ‘Druid’.
The “cranky neighbors” wanted the established ‘Druid” to stop doing what is his religious practice, of sorts, because THEY wanted some ‘peace and quiet’.
Of course, this is a story from good ol’ jolly England, however, “the new neighbors” were wrong in coming onto the ‘Druid’s’ property and accosting him.
Once again, this is jolly no-gun-allowed England, if you get my drift.
Fat bearded Druids are the absolute worst.
‘Druid’
Another fake religion made up to suit whatever the believer wants. The original ones were wiped out by the Romans.
So what if he is fat?
Judges 3:21 Ehud reached with his left hand and took out the sword that was tied to his right hip. Then he stabbed the sword deep into the king’s belly! 22 Even the handle sank in, and the blade came out his back. The king’s fat covered the whole sword, so Ehud left the sword in Eglon.
“Suspended prison sentences” for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
An American would get a few years for doing that over here.
Fat as body armor. Gee, I never thought of that. Probably reduces gun shot wounds as well. A bullet that travels through 10” of fat before it hits muscle and then an internal organ is going to have less velocity and energy than one that travels only through 4” of muscle and tissue.
The Army need to look into this. LOL
Its all fun and games until someone gets turned into a newt!