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Police Use Stun Gun On Man Attempting To Have Sex With Car [KS]
CBS Chicago ^
| May 3, 2018 at 12:54 pm
| Staff
Posted on 05/03/2018 1:19:17 PM PDT by Red Badger
(CBS) A Kansas man attempting to insert his penis into the tailpipe of a car had to be subdued with a stun gun after refusing to listen to police.
We were called to the 1200 block of East Broadway to a report of a naked male underneath a car, said Lt. Scott Powell of the Newton (Kansas) Police Department. .. He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle.
The suspect did not respond to officer commands and officers used a stun gun to subdue him, the Newton Kansan reported.
Powell said the man was intoxicated to the point of being incoherent.
Police submitted a report to city prosecutors recommending a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior, the Associated Press reported.
TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: car; garbage; kansas; sex
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To: Cementjungle
Well, Kansas is pretty strict........................
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:25:49 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
To: Red Badger
“Lonesome as a tourist in Kansas” has long been an expression. This takes it to a whole ‘nutha level!
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:26:08 PM PDT
by
donozark
(Restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Only in some states......................
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:27:07 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
To: ethom
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:27:36 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: Paleo Conservative
I see what you imply there......................
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:27:49 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
To: C210N
You mean ‘flaccid’?...................
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:28:21 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
To: ethom
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:29:19 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(This is the age of the death of reason.)
To: Red Badger
Autosexuals have rights, too!!!
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:29:32 PM PDT
by
MeganC
(There is nothing feminine about feminism.)
To: MeganC
Auto erotica!....................
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:29:53 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
To: Paleo Conservative
Tailpipe? Wouldn't the gas tank be easier to reach?
And suppossing he succeeded in impregnating the car. What would be the result? A jinrikisha?
That's a ricksha or pedicab for those of you who don't understand basic Japanese.
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:30:25 PM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
To: donozark
I’ve been to Kansas.
It’s flat..................
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:30:42 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
To: Red Badger
actually, i mean flakka.
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:31:20 PM PDT
by
C210N
(Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
To: MeganC
Autosexuals have rights, too!!! If he was trying to do a bus or a subway train, he'd be a metrosexual.
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:33:28 PM PDT
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: C210N
Must be one helluva drug!...................
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:33:42 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
To: Red Badger
Ive been to Kansas. Its flat.................. Kansas may be flat, but Kansas girls aren't ...
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:34:34 PM PDT
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: Red Badger
How does a car have sex?
A: It gets rear-ended.
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:34:46 PM PDT
by
Opinionated Blowhard
(When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
To: ethom
She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean...
To: NorthMountain
Kansas is so flat.................
How flat is it?
I fell asleep at the wheel on I-70 outside Kansas City.
I woke up in Denver..................
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:37:20 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
To: Red Badger
To: Red Badger
I hope it wasn’t a Ford Pinto...
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posted on
05/03/2018 1:39:23 PM PDT
by
Ciaphas Cain
(Progressives are turning America into "Harrison Bergeron" if conceived by Ayn Rand.)
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