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Police Use Stun Gun On Man Attempting To Have Sex With Car [KS]
CBS Chicago ^ | May 3, 2018 at 12:54 pm | Staff

Posted on 05/03/2018 1:19:17 PM PDT by Red Badger

(CBS) — A Kansas man attempting to insert his penis into the tailpipe of a car had to be subdued with a stun gun after refusing to listen to police.

“We were called to the 1200 block of East Broadway to a report of a naked male underneath a car,” said Lt. Scott Powell of the Newton (Kansas) Police Department. “.. He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle.”

The suspect did not respond to officer commands and officers used a stun gun to subdue him, the Newton Kansan reported.

Powell said the man was intoxicated to the point of being incoherent.

Police submitted a report to city prosecutors recommending a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior, the Associated Press reported.


TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: car; garbage; kansas; sex
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To: Cementjungle

Well, Kansas is pretty strict........................


21 posted on 05/03/2018 1:25:49 PM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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To: Red Badger

“Lonesome as a tourist in Kansas” has long been an expression. This takes it to a whole ‘nutha level!


22 posted on 05/03/2018 1:26:08 PM PDT by donozark (Restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Only in some states......................


23 posted on 05/03/2018 1:27:07 PM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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To: ethom

Car porn!


24 posted on 05/03/2018 1:27:36 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: Paleo Conservative

I see what you imply there......................


25 posted on 05/03/2018 1:27:49 PM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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To: C210N

You mean ‘flaccid’?...................


26 posted on 05/03/2018 1:28:21 PM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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To: ethom

That’d do it!


27 posted on 05/03/2018 1:29:19 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: Red Badger

Autosexuals have rights, too!!!


28 posted on 05/03/2018 1:29:32 PM PDT by MeganC (There is nothing feminine about feminism.)
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To: MeganC

Auto erotica!....................


29 posted on 05/03/2018 1:29:53 PM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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To: Paleo Conservative
Tailpipe? Wouldn't the gas tank be easier to reach?

And suppossing he succeeded in impregnating the car. What would be the result? A jinrikisha?

That's a ricksha or pedicab for those of you who don't understand basic Japanese.

30 posted on 05/03/2018 1:30:25 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
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To: donozark

I’ve been to Kansas.

It’s flat..................


31 posted on 05/03/2018 1:30:42 PM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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To: Red Badger
actually, i mean flakka.


32 posted on 05/03/2018 1:31:20 PM PDT by C210N (Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
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To: MeganC
Autosexuals have rights, too!!!

If he was trying to do a bus or a subway train, he'd be a metrosexual.

33 posted on 05/03/2018 1:33:28 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: C210N

Must be one helluva drug!...................


34 posted on 05/03/2018 1:33:42 PM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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To: Red Badger
I’ve been to Kansas. It’s flat..................

Kansas may be flat, but Kansas girls aren't ...

35 posted on 05/03/2018 1:34:34 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Red Badger

How does a car have sex?

A: It gets rear-ended.


36 posted on 05/03/2018 1:34:46 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: ethom

She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean...


37 posted on 05/03/2018 1:34:50 PM PDT by vrwconspiracist (The Tax Man cometh)
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To: NorthMountain

Kansas is so flat.................

How flat is it?

I fell asleep at the wheel on I-70 outside Kansas City.

I woke up in Denver..................


38 posted on 05/03/2018 1:37:20 PM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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To: Red Badger

“He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle...”

https://nortonhare.com/sex-crimes/aggravated-sodomy-laws-kansas/


39 posted on 05/03/2018 1:39:03 PM PDT by ameribbean expat
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To: Red Badger

I hope it wasn’t a Ford Pinto...


40 posted on 05/03/2018 1:39:23 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain (Progressives are turning America into "Harrison Bergeron" if conceived by Ayn Rand.)
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