Q Anon: (4/30/18) FRiendly Freeper Collaboration

qanon.pub ^ | 4/30/18 | FReepers, vanity

[bagster]

Were you hatched in one of those encapsuled-toy-for-a-quarter-in-Safeway vending machines?

No. But since you asked.

I was born during a crossfire hurricane in a small, dirt-floor shack because my mother was poor and had no insurance. This was before Obamacare. I had no father, but when I was twelve, my mother told me, right before she died of whooping cough, that I was the son of Zeus.

I am immortal, so I have that going for me. On the day that I was born, the Titanic sank and the Wright brothers invented the aero-plane. It was symbolic in a way. I later thought that it represented the transition from earthly travel to man's ascendance to the stars.

That is why I expect to walk on Mars one day. I will most likely become the President of the Red planet. I believe it's my destiny because I have leadership ability and charisma.

I began my gung fu training when I ran away from home at the age of seven. I found myself in the North Shao-lin temple. My master was Master Kun Ling Yus. He was wise and taught me many things. I prospered and emerged a better man. We still write.

I decided at that time that I wanted to know everything, so I read books until I did. For a time, I roamed the earth. I spent time as a modern day pirate and ravaged the yachts of the wealthy off the coast of New England. I put a child in the belly of a woman and he grew up to be President. His term was cut short by an assassin's bullet. I mourned for him in my isolation. He never knew his father was a demi-god.

Once, when I was bored, I invented the internet and let Al Gore claim credit because I felt sorry for him. I have invented many things, but I do not seek glory, fame, or money. I am a humble man, truly.

I have chosen to spend time with you and all these fine people on this website, as a favor to mankind. When I feel that I have taught you enough, I will move on. I won't say goodbye. That is my way. Do not miss me. Just know that I am out there and that somewhere, the Bag abides.

So, no. I was not hatched in a Safeway gumball machine. Though that would be an interesting story too.

Bagster

[blu]

sow

requires above a 9mm to not just piss off. I’m screwed.

[JockoManning]

Maybe bags is one of those blokes who gives the impression of being gregariously warm & fuzzy with several folks but is actually not all that cozy with much of anyone. Though the one son sounds like possibly an exception. And, there’s a lot we really don’t know about the famous silly rabbit.

[JockoManning]

Boys and their toys always win ... or nearly always. It’s the law in these parts ... and lots of parts. And if it ain’t the law, they’ll pretend it is, anyway.

[bagster]

Flathead Chief Two-Tongues LaBeau did. Jeremiah Johnson.

Did the Flatheads speak French before the French people came? Did they even call themselves Flatheads?

Do not learn your history from movies. Learn it from me.

[Triple]

Who declined to prosecute? Why?

Deep state protecting its own????!!!!

[Bigg Red]

MARK

[JockoManning]

Not the best approach with a black bear in spring, especially a sow.

LOLOLOLOLOL

[bagster]

Of course unless you buy the Mormon stuff. But French furtraders were all over the Louisiana Purchase land for quite sometime before the years of Johnson.

Let's pretend the so called "Indians" totally had different words for EVERYTHING before the white eyes came.

Bagster

[sweetiepiezer]

Anyone remember John Kerry’s speech to the State Department.........What a disgrace that administration was.

Kerry: ‘I’m Working Hard to ... Have Lesbian, Bisexual, and Transgender Ambassadors’

https://www.weeklystandard.com/jeryl-bier/kerry-im-working-hard-to-have-lesbian-bisexual-and-transgender-ambassadors

[txhurl]

Do you really think the mormons in Injun territory survived alone on their door-to-door salesmanship skills and wholesome appearance and ‘we’ll powerwash your tent’ 150yrs ago?

[JockoManning]

The DIMRATS would probably P&M that Jesus was destroying the health care system and robbing graves.

[Rusty0604]

“Back in the day, the Injuns didn’t speak ingles. Nor French neither.”

Sounds pretty demeaning to Indians. I’m half cherokee, and proud of it. I’m also proud of this country and realize what happened, happens. No need to degrade us.

[JockoManning]

Because your reputation preceded you. Besides, they wanted to have mercy on your compromised eyes. They didn’t want to give them such a strenuous workout.

[weston]

If you look at Syria," Trump said. "Russia wants to get rid of ISIS. We want to get rid of ISIS. Maybe let Russia do it. Let 'em get rid of ISIS. What the hell do we care?"
Donald Trump October 5, 2015

By some of your posts I'd say Russia is doing a pretty good job of it.

[STARLIT]

Past time..

[AZLiberty]

I think it will bubble up. The young kids will gravitate to someone who’s actually making their life better, and — with Kanye West’s help — it will be cool to be on the Trump Train.

Quicker than that, however, when it becomes clear what Clinton and Obama did to Haiti (collected billions, sent millions, stole their children), people will deny they were ever Democrats.

[generally]

Has anyone posted about the NK prisoners being released?

More winning BIGLY!

[JockoManning]

Maybe we need a hat with a pop-up sign that reads something like:

THANKS
AGAIN
FOR
ADVERTISING
WHY
AIR-HEADED
IGNORANCE
IS
TRAITOROUS
TO
THE
REPUBLIC,
FREEDOM,
AND
SANITY!
...
or
...
THAT
BRILLIANCE
IS WHY
YOU
CAN GET BACK IN LINE
AND
SHUFFLE
ON
DOWN
TO
THE
MORLACH'S CAVERNS
WITH THE REST OF
THE
ELOI!

[reformedliberal]

yep.