[JockoManning]

Maybe we need a hat with a pop-up sign that reads something like:

THANKS
AGAIN
FOR
ADVERTISING
WHY
AIR-HEADED
IGNORANCE
IS
TRAITOROUS
TO
THE
REPUBLIC,
FREEDOM,
AND
SANITY!
...
or
...
THAT
BRILLIANCE
IS WHY
YOU
CAN GET BACK IN LINE
AND
SHUFFLE
ON
DOWN
TO
THE
MORLACH'S CAVERNS
WITH THE REST OF
THE
ELOI!

[reformedliberal]

You lost ‘em at Morlock. Or maybe it was at Republic?